Reverse-procrastinate

Keep putting off something fun an excessive number of times so that you can be happier in the future.

I reverse-procrastinated eating my ice-cream for so long that it got freezer burn.

by Definitively Cool October 8, 2023

Procrastination Cuisine

S: (n) food purchased and/or prepared solely for the purpose of avoiding work that one is committed to have completed by a certain soon-approaching time.

The term is often used in combination with Procrastiscribing: the act of defining on Urban Dictionary the type of procrastination one is currently exhibiting as a means of additional procrastination.

Carleton Student #1: "You're going to Oasis /again/? I didn't know one man could be so hungry at two in the morning!"

Carleton Student #2: "Nah, I'm not hungry; I'm just enjoying some Procrastination Cuisine instead of starting my Phil term paper due in six hours."

<later>

Carleton Student #1: "Have you started that term paper yet?"

Carleton Student #2: "Nope, though I /am/ quite masterfully describing my current form of procrastination on Urban Dictionary. Hey, do you know what procrasturbation is?"

by Paynekyllr November 3, 2010

procrastination

What you are probably doing right now.

Pass school and STOP THE PROCRASTINATION.
You are the queen. Of procrastination.

by El Kavo May 18, 2014

Procrastimarinate

the act of allowing oneself to do something other than what they are supposed to be doing and then allowing the idea of possibly going back to what you were supposed to be doing settle in your mind until you are ready if ever to continue with said original task

I need to get this paper done, but im gonna procrastimarinate for a while and play some video games.

He will definitely fail the course if he keeps procrastimarinating when it comes to his projects.

by DomIndian2829 November 1, 2011

Procrasticat

Noun - A cat that occurs when work needs accomplished. It can be in the form of a drawing, photo or real.

I had four papers to write when suddenly, a procrasticat appeared in my head and I had to draw it.

by meowzabeth December 5, 2011

procrastibating

verb: Putting off important tasks in favour of pleasuring yourself sexually.

"No, I didn't finish my science paper, I was procrastibating instead."

by Malacanadian July 12, 2012

procrastibating

The act of avoiding or putting off necessary tasks or chores through self-masturbation

I bet your Matt didn't do any work for his Energy, Markets and Risk exam last night. He was probably too busy procrastibating.

by jewboy89 May 15, 2013