Shitty Programming

Can be used towards anything that is a software. But mostly used to vent frustration at a video game that has major flaws that can cause glitching or giving you an unfair advantage while playing (especially online).

Playing FORNITE Online
FUCK THIS SHITTY PROGRAMMING! I headshot that dude 5 feet away with a pump and only 9 damage?!?! Then I landed a shot again for 189 damage... and it wasn't even a head shot and further away!!!!

Just Search online for Fortnite aim sucks and you will see the Shitty Programming. Now just apply that to the rest of the world of SMH things.

by NidgeDFX July 19, 2018

Frequent Flyer Mile Program

When your friends know, that no matter where you are going that night, you will be getting laid. Similar to a the program given by airlines, you gain points for frequent flights. Therefore, frequent sexual conquests amount to higher status in the flyer mile program. Points may be redeemed for high fives and free beers at the bar.

Dude, you seriously have to let me join your frequent flyer mile program. Im not even in the club anymore. If I get you a drink, will you let me borrow your card, so I can get some points racked up." "No way man, these points are non-transferable. You gotta earn your way bro.

by superfresh_ska-tee January 11, 2011

shoe program

Noun. Your collection of tight kicks and feetlas. Jordans, Timbers, etc.

Your shoe program is fat, B. Let me smooth borrow these shelltoe Adidas so I can kick it like Run DMV, not a sucka MC.

by Terry Bad Ice April 1, 2017

programmer

It is really difficult to say what is programmer. On computer's language this means "The Lord", though...

1001010010100101: 1001011010010110, how are you today ?

1001011010010110: Thanks Programmer, I have low load now, my processor cools down...

by krumch June 24, 2011

Prorape

When you are pro at raping someone at anything.

Man i proraped that kid on madden last night.

by wutwutinthebut December 16, 2009

Friend of the Program

Active homosexual male

I think Bruce might like the new movie "27 Dresses", because, you know, he's a "friend of the program."

by TommieB March 31, 2008

Programme

A Chick with a lot of issues and who requires vast amounts of attention.

That programme didn't want to down on me unless I did her a million favors first and when she finally did she stayed on her cell phone.

by hot lunch April 13, 2005