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Floor Pretzels

a) The most delicious snack food ever. It's especially great for parties! It's very simple to prepare as well. All you need to do is:

1) Buy a bag of pretzels.
2) Set them down at the party long enough to have played a few rounds of your favorite drinking game.
3) Open the bag of pretzels and begin to eat them, after a set amount of time one of your drunken friends will knock them from your hands and THERE YOU HAVE IT! Delicious Floor Pretzels!

b) A bitch to clean up in the morning... you may even need foot brooms
Bob: Hey these are great! What are they?
Jennifer: They're floor pretzels!
Bob: 5-second rule I always say!

(The day after the party)
Stuart: Ah, damnit! Looks like we had floor pretzels last night!
Jeff: Looks like we should break out the foot brooms I guess...
by Rabid Spider Monkey February 15, 2010
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Pretzel

(noun) a delicious salt-bakery to accompany beer etc. The dough consists of fine wheatflour, fine maltflour, yeast, salt, fat and water. The dough is rolled into a thin sausage and dipped before baking into soda solution (NaHCO³) - this gives a lovely chestnut sheen to the crust. Crushed rocksalt is applied to the crust and the pretzel is baked - ready!
Thre crossarm form of the pretzel gives it its name - from the Italian braccio (Latin bracellus), arm.
A butter-pretzel with freshly ground coffee for breakfast -delicious!
by Alarick October 1, 2006
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salty pretzels

What dan diaz thought megan knoblichs pussy tasted like he bragged about it and even told his mom, no his mom makes fun of him and gos "daniel.....SALTY PRETZELS!
"PLEASE DONT TELL ANYONE GUyS........
by DANDALAQUEAF October 22, 2004
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Pretzeling

Also know as cuddling. It occurs after sex when both partners reach orgasm. Both partners fall asleep in each other's arms wrapped around each other.
Gary: where's Jimmy? Is he up?

Doug: No, he is out for the count. He was seen pretzeling with Annie.
by Jimyee97 February 1, 2019
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Distraction Pretzel

A pretzel that you use to distract someone/something in order to get access to an item, i.e. laptop, car, money etc.
Jason: Hey can I use your computer?

Jen: No.

Jason: *holds out distraction pretzel, tosses it in corner*

Jen: *leaps for pretzel*

Jason: *grabs computer and quickly updates Facebook Status*
by pi@noguy January 6, 2011
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Dipped Pretzel

A threat so deadly, that it cannot actually be described. It is just a terrible act nobody would ever want to happen to them.
Eric: "Wahhhh I can't get my computer to work properly!"
Jacob: "If you don't shut up I'll give you a dipped pretzel..."
by GrandmaPax February 1, 2015
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Drinking to Pretzel

When one consumes such an insane amount of liquor that upon pass out their body takes the form of a pretzel.
person 1: Is Tara drinking to pretzel again?

person 2: Obviously.

person 1: Man she's sik dewit it.
by Sethed December 14, 2008
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