Potato

A potato is kaylin she is a ugly potato and shes very ugly.

Kaylin is a ugly potato

by The ugly potato October 30, 2016

Potato

A term used to describe someone who looks particularly lumpy, be it their bald head or chunky bod.

Damn, she looks like a potato

by Eisenhower November 13, 2016

Potato

A potato is someone with Down syndrome, it is the equivalent of calling them a mongoloid or a black man a nigger.

Jim: What do you call a person that has Down syndrome and smokes weed?

Catherine: I don't know, what?

Jim: A baked potato.

by DawsonIsGay November 30, 2016

potato

Typically a conservative suburban/ rural white person that has lived in the same area their whole life. They usually detest urban or foreign cultural influences & people, and is content to remain uncultured and believes their surrounding area is "the REAL America". A derogatory way to say someone is closed minded and uncultured, especially to white rural/ suburban conservatives who vote against their own economic and social interests.

My Aunt Beatrice is a damn Potato, I hate seeing her at holidays, she keeps ranting about #BLM and I don't think she knows any black people in her BFE town.

by Nivekian13 December 9, 2016

Potato

A new, modern, 2016 species.

"Have you heard of the potato humans, brah?"
"Nah brah, that's just something 12 year old girls call themselves to seem cool."

by duuuuude🌚🌚 December 11, 2016

potato

1 - A photo or video taken with a physical camera when software should be used instead.

2 - Something dumb and/or pointless

3 - A bland vegetable that grows underground

4 - A go-to word for when you forget or don't know how to finish a sentence

1 - Someone takes a picture of a screen with a camera Nice potato! (fn + F1)

2 - Someone does something stupid Potato.

3 - Mashed potatoes are very tasty

4 - You're wrong because your... um... err... POTATO!

by Fireheart318_YT February 2, 2017

Potato

1. Commonly used 'slang' in western countries to describe ones own appearance.

2. To describe poor quality.

1. "Dude I look like such a potato."

2. "What did you film this on? A potato?"

by BallShifter January 21, 2017