a person who ties up their sweatshirt strings and sinks themselfs into a pile of pillows and blankets while crunching on some chips and binge watching netflix all weekend

"what did you do all weekend"
"i was being a potato"

potato by badbby42 November 28, 2018

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Potatosexual

People who indulge in sexual frivolity with potatoes

Woman: Do you want to have sex?

Man: No, sorry. I like potatoes.

Woman: So you're a potatosexual?

Man: Yes, yes I am. I am a person who indulges in sexual frivolity with potatoes

Woman: I have to go now..

Man: Alright you going to Danny's later?

Woman: Yes

Man: Will there be any potatoes?

Woman: I'm not sure

Man: I'll bring some just in case

Potatosexual by Mr.Fuzz October 18, 2008

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potato dyke

Where you're ugly like a potato and also butch like a tranny. Hence potato dyke

You're a potato dyke

potato dyke by Jacob Mattson🤙🏻 February 28, 2017

Raysh Potato

One who smoked himself lazy. He used to love to smoke pot, but even that, he's too lazy to do anymore. All he wants to do is stay home, jerk and play video games. A Raysh Potato is also known to use the phrases, "fuck it" and "I rather go home and jerk." He wears the same jeans every day.

Juan: dude you wana go to this carzy ass party, with 13 kegs andits hosted by hustler!
David: Nawwwww, fuck it am gona go home and play mythology, mabye jerk a little and relax.
Juan: dude you such a fucking raysh patato, your soo fuckin lazy MAN.

Raysh Potato by max c May 17, 2005

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