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living possum

Jim:"Oh crap look at that possum, he's dead" Bill:"No he's just playing possum." Jim:"You ran him over Bill.... he no longer playing, he's living possum"
by Captain Ginyu January 11, 2023
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Possum boy

A guy who befriends groups of beautiful women with the hopes of “shooting their shot”. They are a sort of scavenger in a harmless way. When confronted on their intentions, they play dead.
“I planned a girl day at the beach, plus our possum boy of course!”
by Greasy strangler June 27, 2024
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Oli-Possum

The sexiest person youll meet. Very kind and understanding. Fun and flirty. Makes your day better and makes you want to spank her ass till u break your wrist. Wife material
I met a girl today. Such an Oli-possum 😍
Youre so lucky marry her asap.
by Elenasass March 8, 2022
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Possum-Smellin’

You’re a bit possum-smellin’ man.
by chickenhenface March 25, 2025
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crash possums

(n.) -- words that are spelled incorrrectly, for all the world to see, on TV broadcasts at CNN and other networks
"I've seen some real bloopers and howlers on CNN recently, where the headline writer spelled "competing" as "competiting" and things like that. Happens almost every day on my TV screen, all the networks do it. Don't they have copyeditors? I call them 'crash possums' because they remind me of dead possums on rural roads and highways."

-- Overheard outside a coffee shop in Harvard Square in Cambridge on January 8, 2010
by PRwiz101 January 16, 2010
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Possum

Used in place of Maybe, perchance or possibly
Friend One: Do you want to do anything tonight?
Friend Two: "Possum"
by Meat-_-Drop January 29, 2024
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