banner pooch

A dog who eats turds

The dog justed pulled a banner pooch

by ORRIN_757_ January 28, 2018

Pooched

To take a massive L

Guy 1: “dude my package still hasn’t arrived and it’s supposed to be 2 day shipping”
Guy 2: “didn’t you hear? The Suez Canal got blocked by the Evergreen, totally pooched”

by Wörd güy March 28, 2021

pooch duter

Another name for a dog's ANUS.

Thor told me about how his pooch duter smelled like his stinky pinky after performing anal sex with it.

by Pimpdaddypayne July 12, 2009

peter-pooch

The part of a woman's abdominal area that protrudes out, belly roll often occurring after an air pocket is formed in her belly from having too much sex.

OMG...girl...I've tried everything to get abs but Ill never lose this peter-pooch!

by fiftsvn June 3, 2010

Pooched

To steal or repeat someone else's jokes ; to always tell "Good Stories" (that actually aren't good)

"Yo you just pooched me for stealing my joke"
"Your technically pooching me for stealing my joke of the word pooch"

by Dingers15 April 28, 2015

Pooch

An add on way of saying “hey”

“Hey pooch”
“Wassup”

by pewiki March 6, 2018

Pooched eggs

noun

Dog faeces

If you’re going down the garden, watch out for the pooched eggs

by Tominator May 21, 2023