You wouldn’t normally follow him, except that he has the gear that you want. And he has had too much of that gear himself, hence he is fried…
Mate’s party is on Saturday, we are out of the good stuff, we need to visit the Fried Piper before we go... (James, beautiful James W, told me this word!)
by Red in the Hed January 5, 2021
Get the Fried Pipermug. Ian: "Damn man, I just cannot think of the capital of Mexico right now."
Rasheed: "Use Jake Piper's third law."
Rasheed: "Use Jake Piper's third law."
by unitybacon October 13, 2020
Get the Jake Piper's third lawmug. The cutest girl in the universe. Extremely kind and caring and just wants to be loved by her friends. When she smiles at you, you get butterflies in your stomach.
Guy 1: That’s a really cute chick over there! What’s her name?
Guy 2: I don’t know, it’s probably Piper Payten
Guy 2: I don’t know, it’s probably Piper Payten
by Ya boy Hotta March 9, 2021
Get the Pipermug. Sexiest history teacher alive. Has a battle helmet. Says the N-word then asks if it's okay. Is white.
by Geoffrey is Jewish November 2, 2021
Get the Mr. Pipermug. Pipers are very energetic girls and can fall in love faster than a speeding bullet. They are very loud, but also sensitive. They are usually hanging out with friends, as they don't like to be lonely. Strong on opinions, and not afraid to stand up. Super talkative too. If you have a Piper, make sure you don't let her go.
Piper is very Energetic
by anonymous May 20, 2021
Get the Pipermug. by Meawesomecoollikeme June 17, 2022
Get the Anti-pipermug. Piper is very amazing at sports. she will always know how to make you laugh and smile. if you can find a piper consider yourself very lucky.
Piper, how are you?
by Chaos God June 2, 2018
Get the Pipermug.