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When an attending/resident/intern asks specific questions about medicine, to the point where the lower rank (usually med student) no longer can answer the question.
My attending is a jerk, he pimped me for about 30 minutes on kidney disease.

Or

I got pimped on rounds todaydamn I got to study more!
Pimped by Sig6 September 8, 2010

can pipe 

A Pepsi/Coke/Mountain Dew/Whoop Ass can pipe is made from an aluminum soda can when you have some bud or resin and there's no pipe in the apartment. First, you empty out a soda can. Try to get it as dry as you can. Turn the can so the mouth hole is facing you. Squish the can in the middle on the side facing up. Then take a tack or safety pin and poke little holes in a circular spot on top in the depression where you squished the can. That's the bowl. Then poke a bigger hole in the side, near the bottom, or the bottom of the can for a carb. You hit out the hole you drink from. There's a medical fact or urban myth you can get Alzenheimers Disease from smoking from an aluminum can. It would be better if you could rig it somehow with a pipe screen or even a real bowl, but it's a fiend pipe. You might have to cut it open to scrape it if you don't have a long screwdriver, scissors, or knife.
Dude, you're gonna get Alzenheimer's smoking out of a can. Let me get a hit.
can pipe by Tim March 13, 2003

Pipe it up

To turn up and/or get hype
a football team before the game:

Player #1: We bout to take this dub (win)!
Player #2: Aye, let's pipe it up!
Pipe it up by YRN101 December 6, 2015

hash pipe 

1. A small pipe used to smoke hashish.
2. An awesome Weezer song about a transvestite hooker/junkie (seriously. I couldn't make that up).
Ex. 1 - Kyle: Damn, I borrowed Josh's hash pipe, but it was so dirty! He never cleans the bowl out!

Ex. 2 - I love Hash Pipe, but those lyrics are messed UP!
hash pipe by Meggz December 26, 2007

Portland Piledriver 

This is a sexual act that begins by positioning a chick with has her ass straight up in the air with only the back of her head and neck touching the floor. She can be held in position by a couch or small table. A more flexible & talented ho can use the back of her arms and elbows to get her ass in the right position.

A dude then stands over the chick, spits on her pussy, aims his cock straight down with his right hand, and drives it with much force into her cunt. Then the cock is completely pulled out and the process is repeated.
I gave her the Portland Piledriver on the first date and the bitch did not bat an eye. What a ho.
Portland Piledriver by uojr October 13, 2004

fart pipe 

A huge, annoying, fake exhaust pipe added to the back of piece of s*** cars (Accords, Civics, Eclipses, etc) to make it produce a loud noise as the car accelerates. This does nothing but make the driver seem like an ass, though he doesn't notice because he's blasting his 50 cent CD too loudly. Mostly used by teenagers who think their car is badass. It makes guys who have nice cars (Firebirds, Trans Ams, Camaros, etc) laugh because we have REAL exhaust which is on a REAL car.
Ching Yong: I got this awesome fart pipe on my Civic today.
*FAAAAARRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTT TTTT*
Me: Well, I have an actual car with actual exhaust, which people don't laugh at as it's going down the street.
*Races off in Trans Am*
fart pipe by Trans Am Guy March 15, 2007