Phoebe

Phoebe- typically a middle aged woman with blonde hair and pink/black glasses. You might possibly find her with big bug eyes or a broken knee. She is a very rare sight to see, so if you meet one run as fast as you can.... off the face of the earth. The eternal abyss is far better than the 3 minutes of torture she inflicts upon you as she gouges out your eyes and draws cats with an ink less marker on the inside of your skull.

Angel: Oh shit Phoebe my eyelashes!

by Garfield's left nut April 25, 2019

phoebe buffay

One of McDonald's failed attempts at widening it's range of appetising meals. This delightful dish premiered in March 2002, but was withdrawn soon after when a customer complained about it's high mango chutney content.

Mam: Fook Dad, your balls taste like I got one of them Phoebe Buffay things in me gob.
Dad: Fook.

by Cobs July 18, 2003

Phoebe

A fucking bitch who breaks everyones heart, racist and if you ever get together with her, do not stay with her, shes not funny or nothing just make fun of her and say shes a fucking fat bitch.

Phoebe is a fucking bitch I dont wanna be her..

by Wassup bitchessss January 10, 2020

phbebe

Cooler than a phobe, but less cool than a phoebe.

She's too cool to be a phobe, she must be a phbebe

by CampHelper July 11, 2009

Phoebe

Phoebe is a very mean little girl who thinks they are amazing at everything but in reality are a very very mean terrible person

Ugh it's that's phoebe girl again

by Pdmullen May 28, 2019

Phoebe

Fake depressed female that constantly posts depressing music and/or no replies to their instagram or snapchat story

“No replies”, look at her she’s a right phoebe

by James Chorgles October 25, 2019

Phoebe

The type of rich girl who only shops at Brandy Melville

You see what she’s wearing? She’s such a Phoebe.

by 张伟大 August 3, 2018