peyton

a boy desperately love with a girl named after lysol.

womp womp peyton

by WhiteBitxhBecky January 7, 2024

Peyton Stromi

An absolute charming boy that likes to spoil you and take you out on many dates. Is willing to go through the ups and downs with you. He does small gestures that mean the most. He always puts you first and is dedicated to you and only you. He's a loyal man that loves his woman. Though he hates his name, but it suits him very well. He's loved by many people and is looked up to by many kids. He's amazing.

Girl 1: Damn girl, have you tried getting with Peyton Stromi?

Girl 2: hell nah, his girlfriend would kill me!!!

(His girl totally didn't write this)

by Skye❤️ November 21, 2023

Peyton

A big dicked dude who gots a fucked up sense of humor, he gots zero style and zero game and is a total pushover.

Peyton is such a shite muncher

by _Ozzy_doo November 21, 2023

Peyton

the best girl you'll ever meet

Wow look at Peyton aint she pretty

by emememm123 April 12, 2023

Peyton

A really cute dumbass that has a sprinkle of German and hates the Packers. He also loves the Bears... sadly. There is no helping a Peyton as they are usually homeschooled and can't find their own dick over the fatass stomach. He always acts grumpy because his thongs are too far up his ass. Super sexy, though, and has good sex.

hey man... your being a peyton

by this is brooks April 13, 2023

Peyton Parrish

An artist most famous for his series of instruction videos for 'overly-dramatic poses to sing and take a dump to', featuring his viking-metal hits such as a lip-sync cover of the Lion King song and every other video that he ever made which features his body movements that were mastered during his time as a trainee under one of those wacky arm-flailing tube-men that can be found by the side of the road at a local used-car sales lot. Come on by, kick a tire! Strike a pose and take a dump on viking steroids. We represent the lion corn!

"Peyton Parrish is the king of all posers! I do mean that literally! Watch him just pose!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 5, 2023

peyton

a crazy person who screams about stuff at random intervals and watches horror movie tralers at school. She seems very weird when you don't know her, but inside she is very nice and kind.

Why is peyton screaming about monkeys?

by NotJCKACA May 5, 2023