parachute

When half a pop bottle has a bag on the other half, light the top and then pull the bag down slowly, remove the bowl and hit from it

man you got a great toke off that parachute

by Pothead January 13, 2005

GOLDEN PARACHUTE

When a man gets naked, lays on his back, stretches out his sack to make a bowl shape out of his sack. Once the bowl is formed he must urinate on himelf and try to make as much urine into the bowl as possible. Now, maintaining positive control of the sack you must stand up, walk up to somebody and splash the urine on the person preferably a woman who is being an extreme ass hole!!!

i just got ther golden parachute.

by nasty bitch!!! April 10, 2011

parachute

Refers to a round rather than rectangular device used by paraglider pilots to desend safely when then existing rectangular wing, and therefore steerable wing, has been compromised to the degree that death or serious injury is eminent.

If a paraglider pilot determines that existing wing is unflyable they must throw a reserve parachute to arrest their descent or risk death or injury. One drawback, parachutes are unsteerable, if you happen to be flying over a Redwood forest, or some 500,000 volt power lines, Mt Everest, you can imagine the sinking feeling?...

by adventureboy April 19, 2009

Parachute

When a man farts into a woman's vagina

She was sleeping and I parachuted her.

She loves the parachute.

by Dawn Dropkick, Murphystattooin December 24, 2012

rootin tootin shootin parachutin

The art of sexual intercourse while sky diving and tooting on her tits. All the while shooting your cum in her face.

I wanna rootin tootin shootin parachutin Kim so bad

by Fergus Forsyth! April 20, 2014

parachute in

When a guy is about to have sex with a girl and instead of going in dry, he uses a condom.

Hey David, Im about to parachute in on Lindsey tonight at prom.

by GrimReaper420 April 20, 2010

paracute

a fart that bubbles out of your ass and makes you feel like you will shit yourself if you follow through with it, of course you follow through with it anyway and then yes you shit yourself but who cares curiosity killed the cat and it mearly fills your pants with shit so who cares your not dead after all!!!!

dude i am so going to blast this paracute out my ass for the good of all mankind!!!

by boxcarbenjamin July 27, 2006