Penis Panic

An unpleasant sensation in your pants that causes your penis to spontaniously jerk around in a spastic manner.

Why is your penis flailing around in your pants?

Oh, its nothing, just a penis panic.

by csa_orc2013 July 15, 2010

panic! at the disco

An awesome rock/pop/electronic/dance/emo band from Las Vegas. They named their band after a line from a song called "Panic" by Name Taken, which is a reference to the song "Panic" by The Smiths.
Pete Wentz signed them to his label Decaydance.
Originally formed by Spencer Smith and Ryan Ross. They then recruted Brendon Urie and Brent Wilson.
Popular thanks in-part to the internet.
Very well dressed.

I can't wait to see panic! at the disco, I heard they have an amazing live show

by stealacceptance April 9, 2006

panic at the disco

A Rock / Big Beat / Techno band, from Las Vegas.

The band has recently became very popular, with there cd "A fever you cant sweat out"

Band Members
Brendon - vocals/guitar/piano
Spencer - drums
Ryan - guitar/vocals
Jon - bass/vocals

Overall Panic! At the disco is a awesome band that everone likes. They may sound queer at times but there cool.

Markus - Panic at the disco suckzorz
All the cool kids - Go die Markus, and get a real name too.

by Jimmeh4000 July 16, 2006

panini

Like vajayjay is for vagina, but for penis.

That guy is such a panini.

by Peter the Vegan January 12, 2009

panic fart

a fart that slips out due to loss of control due to panic.

Gaz let a right ripper go in the classy restaurant when he thought Lee was going to finish the wine and went to grab it. 'Was that a panic fart?' asked Ian. 'I think so' said Gaz

by iann888 December 3, 2009

panicdote

Recounting incidents that you make up under lots of pressure when you get caught doing something you shouldn't have to avoid telling the truth. Are often not well thought out and mostly presented to cops, parents, angry friends or teachers.

Guy in shit with the Po: "Oh sorry officer, uh my car..got um...stuck a little ways back so i uhhh came into this guys garage to look for...fuel, yeah fuel, but i didnt want to wake him up see, i was just gonna check if he had any first"

Officer McFagmoore: "Yea sure nice panicdote buddy you look like you're gonna piss yourself. Get in the car."

by Gary Weedson January 19, 2010

panic

When your watching porn and your mom comes home and the computer freezes

I was panicking so bad last night.

by butteredpotato8 May 10, 2019