Painted pony

The sexual act of slapping your hand on your significant others ass so hard that it leaves a mark like a Native American hand print on a horses flank.

Baby tonight I am going to make you my painted pony.

by Medicinedog77 June 10, 2016

Paint job

-When you take a giant sticky shit and after you flush, there’s shit streaks left in there.

-skid marks not in your underwear, but in your toilet

“Yo bro, you need to start toilet brushing your toilet because you be leaving a paint job in there every time”

by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 25, 2019

paint hawaii

To ejaculate on someone, frequently used in combination with a body part.

Yo I want to paint hawaii on her face!

by henry xxx August 18, 2007

lady paint

My friend Andrew said this is what he calls his jizz when he blows it on random women.

"I banged this girl last night and I gave her the lady paint all over her tits."

by dirtiersquirrel December 21, 2017

Paint Brush

(verb)
The term used to describe the action of brushing ones cock up and down against the outside of a womans vagina. Often used in conjuction with the "Tip Game" in which the head of the cock is dipped slightly into the vagina. i.e. Brush, Brush, Dip in for more paint,Brush ,Brush.

Call me Pablo Picasso because I'm here to Paint Brush

by Diddypop/Daddy May 1, 2008

paint eater

This is a term used to describe someone so dumb that they might as well eat chipped paint from walls.

Can also refer to someone who is dumb enough to huff paint leading to the destruction of thier brain cells which makes them even dumber.

“Hey, what is your little cousing eating. Did you give him crackers”

“Nah. The little shit is a paint eater.”

“That explains alot”

by Dedalus Diggle May 18, 2018

Painting a fence

An unknown or undeclared reason of absence. Used mainly to describe a person who is absent as doing mundane work.

Person 1: where's dan?
Person 2: i don't know he might be painting a fence.

by Redant9000 September 23, 2019