oscar the grouch

After you are done bangin' an intoxicated booty call, you get up out of bed, throw the bitch over your shoulder, and toss him/her into a trash can/dumpster where they belong.

Damn, I gave her two minutes to get clothed, then I had to Oscar the Grouch that bitch!

by Craig-James August 8, 2006

oscar de la hoya

A raging homosexual boxer of the late 90s. His active involvement in the rainbow movement made him a fan favorite amongst all San Franciscans.

"My mistake, that is Oscar De La Hoya. I thought that was the ring card girl running around the ring."

by bigbadwilly September 30, 2005

oscar mayer

You can not lie if you say oscar mayer within the same sentence (its just not cool and frowned upon).A statement of absolute truth, abusers of this are damned to the 9th level of Hell.
When you want to tell the truth beyond a doubt, it means that you are 100% telling the truth.

1. Jack: Dude did Fallon give you head last night?

Sean: Oscar mayer she gave me head!

Jack: Chill.

by MattandKevbot34 July 26, 2010

Oscar

An award given for movies with convoluted plots involving 4 hours of CGI effects in slow motion.

Let's read the Cliff's notes to a book and then hurriedly film a trio of movies only slightly resembling the much superior original product!

by Flaming Denethor Bomb March 20, 2004

oscar

another word for a blowjob...according to E-Rock....because he hates the fact that the lord of the rings trilogy won 17 oscars...and he's not impressed by it.

Oscar? *scoff* ...that's just another word for a blowjob. *blowjob hand motion*

by fackyou December 31, 2007

Oscar

An Academy Award that Leonardo Dicaprio is never going to win.

- And the Oscar goes to!
- Not you Leonardo Dicarpio!

by alealesanchez March 12, 2014

Oscar The Grouch

Oscar the Grouch, commonly remembered on Sesame Street, was a green fuzzy little man that lived in a trash can. The truth about this man is hard to comprehend.Oscar "The Grouch" Mantoothe III, was actually a pleasent young man that grew up in London, England. As a youngster he lost his Father (the II) to an outbreak of the plauge, commonly known as the "Black Death". After losing his beloved father, Mantoothe (being the only male in his family) had to work day and night from the time he was 12 to the time he was 22. Mantoothe kept working (his job was but that of a mere fisherman) until he eventullay caught a gigantic sword fish that no one had ever seen before and sold it to the highest bidder. Soon after he quit working and found a woman trying to settle down.

Part one of two, please scroll down to see continuation

by Kick ass action kung fu grippin bastard ass July 30, 2004