In my onion

What you say instead of "in my opinion"

Very: I eat water.
Many: In my onion that is impossible!

by Viktor OP December 16, 2015

smelling onions

to make a face like you've smelled something bad in response to the presence of a person or something that has been said.

as in:
"I told him to give you a call about the latest deadline so quit smelling onions at me."

or

"I know she doesn't like me, she's always smelling onions when I see her."

by MadSunCaribou August 24, 2007

onion check

The act of checking the source of a ridiculous headline to see if it's real, or if it's from The Onion.

I've been doing more onion checks since Trump started running for office.

by Monkey Mind October 28, 2015

bung onion

A bung onion is when a girl farts while a guy is eating her out. The wafts cause the guy's eyes to water.

Eating out my bitch was great until she surprised me with a bung onion, at which point my tears glistened her snatch.

by Erin McDermott July 28, 2008

bloomin onion

a complete idiot.

the editors of urban dictionary are bloomin onions.

by ballroad May 12, 2009

Bloomin' Onion

When you shit through a strainer onto a plate forming a pretty flower of feces.

Art served up his famous bloomin' onion on T.J.'s fine china right after his trip to Chipotle providing a delicate desert for both to enjoy.

by danns March 6, 2013

Onion dick

A condition where ones dick stinks so badly can bring a tear to the eyes of ones lover on in a confined space ones self.

"after a hard days labor in this heat probably got onion dick going on"

by Travis thunder March 20, 2012