dry onion

two lovers undressing at the same time in the same room.
powerful moment. when sober.

we did a dry onion and we cried until we laughed.

by Krkič December 19, 2019

smelling onions

to make a face like you've smelled something bad in response to the presence of a person or something that has been said.

as in:
"I told him to give you a call about the latest deadline so quit smelling onions at me."

or

"I know she doesn't like me, she's always smelling onions when I see her."

by MadSunCaribou August 20, 2007

In my onion

What you say instead of "in my opinion"

Very: I eat water.
Many: In my onion that is impossible!

by Viktor OP December 09, 2015

onion check

The act of checking the source of a ridiculous headline to see if it's real, or if it's from The Onion.

I've been doing more onion checks since Trump started running for office.

by Monkey Mind September 15, 2015

bung onion

A bung onion is when a girl farts while a guy is eating her out. The wafts cause the guy's eyes to water.

Eating out my bitch was great until she surprised me with a bung onion, at which point my tears glistened her snatch.

by Erin McDermott May 26, 2006

Bloomin' Onion

When you shit through a strainer onto a plate forming a pretty flower of feces.

Art served up his famous bloomin' onion on T.J.'s fine china right after his trip to Chipotle providing a delicate desert for both to enjoy.

by danns March 07, 2013

bloomin onion

a complete idiot.

the editors of urban dictionary are bloomin onions.

by ballroad May 12, 2009