In my onion

What you say instead of "in my opinion"

Very: I eat water.
Many: In my onion that is impossible!

by Viktor OP December 16, 2015

smelling onions

to make a face like you've smelled something bad in response to the presence of a person or something that has been said.

as in:
"I told him to give you a call about the latest deadline so quit smelling onions at me."

or

"I know she doesn't like me, she's always smelling onions when I see her."

by MadSunCaribou August 24, 2007

onion check

The act of checking the source of a ridiculous headline to see if it's real, or if it's from The Onion.

I've been doing more onion checks since Trump started running for office.

by Monkey Mind October 28, 2015

bung onion

A bung onion is when a girl farts while a guy is eating her out. The wafts cause the guy's eyes to water.

Eating out my bitch was great until she surprised me with a bung onion, at which point my tears glistened her snatch.

by Erin McDermott July 28, 2008

Bloomin' Onion

When you shit through a strainer onto a plate forming a pretty flower of feces.

Art served up his famous bloomin' onion on T.J.'s fine china right after his trip to Chipotle providing a delicate desert for both to enjoy.

by danns March 6, 2013

bloomin onion

a complete idiot.

the editors of urban dictionary are bloomin onions.

by ballroad May 12, 2009

The onion router

Otherwise known as the TOR browser, a browser for you to surf the amazing cyberspace. It is much faster than Netscape. Do cool things with it like hire somebody to kill another, watch somebody be murdered, or buy heroin from the silk road. An amazing array of things you can do with the wacky web!

I just sold an exclusive machine gun for only the army, then filled a tranquilizer with syringes of illegal durgs on the onion router!

by pill_dickle June 17, 2018