salt spoon

When you spoon somebody out of anger.

She gave me the salt spoon last night.

by WILLisNOTaPINEAPPLE January 2, 2017

poo-spooning

Verb.
The sexual act in which two individuals lie down and engage in sodomy.
(butt-sex)

Jeremy was totally "poo-spooning" that chick earlier. Probably got dingleberries all over his mushroom spear.

Syn.

ass-assault, butt-secks, crap-crimping, dooky-diving, erectile-excursion, fecal-fucking, gloryhole-in-one, hemorrhoid-hammering, irrigating-ass, johnson-jamming, korn-hole-killin', log-lodging, mierda-moviendo,

nug-nudging, orifice-obliteration, poop-pummeling,

quarry-quarrel, rim-ramming, shit-shredding and/or stabbing, turd-tickling, urethra-upheaval, vandalizing victor, wood-wammy, fuck x, yo-yoing, "the zoo-zipline"

by Assy Johnson November 4, 2011

spoon moment

A moment when someone does something really stupid, perhaps humorously, but likely accidentally.

It was a real spoon moment when I messed up my speech at the university.

by Little.Fire June 4, 2018

spoon

a devine being worshiped by followers of the religion spoonerism for mor info go to www.freewebs.com/knud/spoon.htm

worship the spoon not the evil wooden chip shop fork u bloody wonk

by enots nybot February 15, 2004

Spoon banger

One who does more than his/her fair share of whining and/or complaining, much like that of a toddler in a high chair. A spoon banger--in adult terms--may be a stubborn person who complains about everyday functions.

It was impossible to get that spoon banger to bong a beer last night.

by chuzbesko August 3, 2010

spoon and dispose

adjective - relating to chinese buffets, the term used to describe the technique of covering up for crabbing. as the term suggests, this often involves spooning the evidence and disposing it in a subtle way so as to avoid the crabbing charge and the wrath of the management.

"if u don't spoon and dispose, we're gonna get chucked out!"
"if u pull of this spoon and dispose ur getting major lad points"

by buffetman March 2, 2009

Spoon Master

One who romantically cuddles the king of a domain

Jeffrey: Did you go over to that girl's house last night?
Greg: Yeah, we cuddled and I was the Spoon Master.
Jeffrey: Damn.

by the spoon master July 23, 2014