meat gazzer

A male that looks at a other mans penis at public restroom urinals.

Hey John, see that guy walking out of the bathroom. He's a total fucking meat gazzer! He was looking at my junk the whole time I was peeing!

by Johnadam May 29, 2006

Meat Drunk

Feeling or acting impaired after consuming large quantities of animal flesh in one sitting.

We went to the Brazilian steakhouse last night, and two hours in everybody was giggling and falling out of their chair. We were meat drunk.

by wonderweasel February 03, 2010

meat market

Well stated above.
A sleazy, cheazy bar or club where the only reason anyone goes there is to pick up. If you're not there for this reason then you'll have a terrible night being unwantingly groped and hit-on. Girl's and guy's grind amongst one another to see who they will fuck in the bathroom or take home.

"'Scruffy Murphys' is a meat market. All foreign backpackers and shit trying to force themselves onto skanky ho's."

by Diego August 21, 2003

Meat Funnel

noun. A vagina, or woman's/gay man's anus during sexual intercourse.

My lawyer, Bill, was so eager to tell me that his secretary Mark has a much tighter meat funnel then his own wife has.

by cyberobotic July 30, 2010

meat jacket

The foreskin of a an uncircumcised penis.

Holy shit it's so cold out here that my dong has become a popcicle! I wish my parents didn't take my meat jacket away when I was born.

by Mike and Chase January 14, 2008

Meat Toilet

A term from hardcore and fetish hentai for a person who's body is used for sex and not cared for in any other way. The idea is that bodily fluids are dumped into her in a way akin to a toilet.

The orcs referred to the elf princess as a "meat toilet" as they took turns using her body.

by fixer of definitions July 05, 2023

Cookin' meat

Means awesome or great.

Another use is "let's cook some meat",meaning let's go/ let's do this.

First person: "Let's go out tonight. "
Second person:" Cookin' meat! " / "Cookin'!" /Yeah, let's cook some meat"

by DickFelleHome🅱️oi July 21, 2021