by Womanizer81 June 19, 2010
A couch pocket is a steaming pile of shit left under or in between the cushions for a unwelcome guest in your house.
by Jmoneyas February 17, 2014
a partner that is so lazy,so irresponsible that you have to LITERALLY pay them to get up off your couch.
i heard lisa had a new boyfriend.... yes, but he's a couch hooker, she has to pay him to get up when she gets home from work....ah,bummer.
by karmagirlbme April 11, 2010
by Kabcam December 15, 2018
The lobby area in an anime or video game convention where generally people tent and look at their merchandise.
Example Man A: Where is Example Man B?
Example Man C: Last time I saw him was over at couch con with some girls.
Example Man C: Last time I saw him was over at couch con with some girls.
by Lindsey D May 11, 2007
A person who won't shut the fuck up when you're watching a show, sporting event or a movie, and has to comment about everything (especially political ads). Will also comment about how people look on tv.
by beatboxbill September 12, 2021
Type of long term sugar baby that uses you for money and security with a pleasant demeanor, but we all know cats will stray and strike. This breed of sugar baby is known to be lazy on the couch, can’t raise her children, and accepts her place in the universe. This type of woman is typically found in Arkansas in the midwestern region. She is a form of succubus that drains your money, breaks your heart, and crushes your balls.
by Insect2 October 06, 2018