fish fingers and custard

if something is fish fingers and custard it is disgusting,horrible,mingin.ect

your face is sooo.. fish fingers and custard

by lollen99 May 18, 2009

purple veined custard flinger

male genitals

james fired his purple veined custard flinger in jane,s face, and she swallowed every drop of his stale man fat.

by twisted mo fo May 09, 2010

face like a bulldog eating custard

A very unattractive woman.

'She's got a face like a bulldog eating custard'

by shortsite January 10, 2009

one eyed custard chucking welsh man

One eyed custard chucking welsh man or a penis that is ''chucking semen''

-Dam,Joes one eyed custard chucking welsh man is HUGE!
-As Erik whent to take off Jessicas pantys he found A one eyed custard chucking welsh man.

by I DIG CHICKS WITHOUT DICKS. August 11, 2006

One eyed, blue veined custard chucker

A splurge of Jism through one's penis

Need I explain any further

by Darren B Fry October 29, 2003

3rd April National Fish fingers And Custard Day

National fish fingers and custard day

Hey Amelia did you know it’s 3rd April national Fish fingers And Custard Day today it’s

by Doctor Who What Why Where When December 20, 2020

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

Yeah, people actually do use this term, but they get it wrong mostlys.

The five finger, knu... aaawwww, fuck it. I whacked off.

by Gumba Gumba March 15, 2004