Im stoned

The thing you would say when high.

Dusty said to his friend Jimmy "Im stoned"

by Jaker0 January 8, 2012

stone groove

Something so awesome that it's awesomeness won't ever fade. It's etched in stone. 70s slang

Yeah baby, she's STONE GROOVE!

by ye-uh August 1, 2005

Emma Stone

really hot redhead who was in Superbad as Jules and Zombieland as Wichita

dave:who plays jules from superbad?
joey:emma stone
dave:dude shes fucking hot!
joey:hell yea

by happy juice November 17, 2009

super stoned

the state of super wastedness usually experienced after buckets

Fuck man, I wasint just stoned I was super stoned'

by Annie April 7, 2005

The Stoned Ranger

1 teaspoon butter and 1 teaspoon of weed finely grounded in a cup. Pour 1 cup of boiling milk into the cup and stir. Let sit, covered, for 20 minutes then reheat in microwave. Pour 2 shots of whiskey into cup and stir to complete the drink.

"Dude do you remember last night?"
"Not after The Stoned Ranger!"

by Beanbah123 October 10, 2015

stone joint

From the fable "stone soup".

When someone wants to roll a joint but doesn't possess any of the necessary ingredients (rolling papers, tobacco, cannabis) themselves and attempts to procure them from others, esp. each from a different person, with the promise of a share of the resulting joint.

A common occurrence at music festivals.

Mary said her stone joint would be even nicer if I put some of my hash in it.

by esquilax January 17, 2008

Stoned as a shrimp

Originating from the Dutch saying "Zo stoned als een garnaal", it is the expression of being extremely high from weed, or hash. It became extremely popular in the Netherlands after the hit song "Stoned als een garnaal" by comedy duo Van Kooten en De Bie.

Many foreign travelers, especialy ones staying at youth hostels copied the saying and shared it abroad, directly translated.

"So, did you use any of the weed you found?"
"Yeah man, we were stoned as a shrimp.

by stevegek November 8, 2022