baby momma haircut

(Origin: early 2000s, slang, American) A female hairstyle, chopped much shorter in the back tapering to a progressively longer length toward the front of the head; usually worn by early 20s age white girls.

My bff got a baby momma haircut, then she got her nails did.

by NobodyHereButUsChickens January 09, 2015

yo momma jokes

Jokes that say how fat/ugly/old/stupid someones mom is
The're usually used by a 12 year old with no life

4 yo momma jokes:

Yo mommas so fat, when she swims in the ocean the whales start singing "we are family!"

Yo mommas so ugly, when she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning

Yo mommas so old, she owes Jesus 5 bucks

Yo mommas so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone

by Bob_McBob December 15, 2009

Yo momma

Bitch who just can't mind her own damn business

"Man, yo mothafuckin momma can't seem to mind her own business"

by Irbyn's Daddy. June 12, 2003

Mississippi Momma Masher

A woman so hot, that when you see her, you cant help but to masterbate right there.

Steve's mom is such a Mississippi Momma Masher.

by Profounder May 30, 2010

baby momma fever

When you are so amazing with a baby/kid that you make a guy crave to get you pregnant and be their baby momma

Dang. She is so good with that baby, she is making me have baby momma fever!

by KJCM November 22, 2020

your momma's pants

where I live in

I live in your momma's pants

by holy shit July 03, 2003

baby momma drama

1.Ruined birthday parties because your baby's momma and new girlfriend can't get along.
2.Never being able to do anything right.
3.Never ending arguing and fighting.
4.Drama

The ongoing baby momma drama at the party ruined it for the adults but the kids didn't seem to even notice.

by N October 08, 2003