rational number

Any number than can be turned into a fraction, that is not undefined by having a denominator of zero, is a rational number.

5/0 is not a rational number. 0/5 is.

by Kamisama May 16, 2005

number

A term for a joint.

Light that number, geez, I'm dyin for a toke.

by Saucy August 17, 2003

by-numbers

Added to the end of a word to suggest that the word is done without much thought and doesn't/didn't require much actual skill or effort. Derived from the Paint-By-Numbers that we all enjoyed during our childhood.

Troilus: Wow, Eggers is sure using some sweet moves on that chick Rebomblette!
Fusto: Nah, she'll see right through him - it's just nice-guy-by-numbers.

by Eggers07 January 4, 2008

Number Four

To throw up.

God Damn (excuse me lord). This nigga took a Number Four on my new carpet.

by Jyuzayeguuwaah Summers July 19, 2009

client number nine

The moniker given to New York Governor Elliot Spitzer by the Emperor's Club VIP. Now used to talk about anyone of high social standing when situtations dictate discretion.

The Cooker: "You here about this situation with Gov. Spitzer?"
Pete Dick: "You mean client number nine?"
The Cooker: "Oh yeah, my bad."

by Pete Dick March 10, 2008

Number 0

Thinking you have to take a dump but only passing gas.

Feeling a large number 2 Wayne squattled to the bathroom only to leave a number 0.

by nokidz June 3, 2009

Numsegardi

scientifically proved to be the highest number, by Dr. Peter Jørgensen and professor Kasper Pedersen.

Otherwise it's used when somebody say something really stupid, that made no sense and no brain behind the talking.

Christina Aguilera sees a man in red shoes. Afterwards she yells: "Huhargh", then people speak out loud: "NUMSEGARDI!"

by The god of all words March 5, 2009