When you take an adderall before you go to Sleep (after a night of drinking). So that when you wake up, you feel great.
The key to a nuclear wakeup is to take the adderall before you go to sleep, that way, when you wake up, you feel like Batman.
by Griloooooo January 30, 2020
One of the cruelest possible variants of the chocolate swirlie, the bullying maneuver wherein a jock dunks a nerd's head in a shit-filled toilet and flushes, the 'nuclear' variation is when multiple jocks have shit in the toilet without flushing so the bowl is full to the brim before the swirlie is performed on a very, VERY unlucky nerd.
Me and all my hockey teammates gave this dork a nuclear swirlie last year, it was sick! The whole team shit in the same toilet in the locker room without flushing for like a week and it was nearly overflowing. Then after school one day we nabbed this random loser from the hallway and dragged him in there and BOOM! We dunked him face-first all the way in. My bros were holding him down while I gave him crazy wedgies. And we just kept going for like 10 minutes straight. We'd pull him out for a second to breathe and dunk him straight back in. When the team captain finally flushed him, it wouldn't even all go down at once, so his whole head was still covered in shit and it was dripping down his face! So of course we gave him a hanging wedgie in the lockers so he couldn't clean himself up for a while. Man, that was fun. Makes me wanna go find a nerd now...
by yikestbh July 24, 2024
When your girl mukbangs at Taco Bell and ends up with explosive diarrhea so bad her pussy smells like a 2 week old burrito supreme.
Damn, my girl pigged out at Taco Bell and ended up with a Nuclear Taco. She got the shits so bad her snatch smelled like her asshole.
by Methy Barbie June 09, 2023
A nuclear dookie is when you shit and it burns your poop shoot and also smells like rancid eggs and onions. It is a consequence of destroying a chipotle burrito or anything from taco bell, which is even worse.
Noah: ayo big nutty, I got us some taco bell, I know you be starving
Big nutty: Ah hell new, I had chipotle with hot sauce last night and I dropped a fucking nuclear dookie in the bathroom last night.
Noah: wait a fucking minute, so it was you who made the whole house smell like a fermented skunk last night? You are definitely not having any Taco Bell mf.
Big nutty: Ah hell new, I had chipotle with hot sauce last night and I dropped a fucking nuclear dookie in the bathroom last night.
Noah: wait a fucking minute, so it was you who made the whole house smell like a fermented skunk last night? You are definitely not having any Taco Bell mf.
by KennyBroflovski January 01, 2024
With so many threats from Russia, China, and North Korea, the world is inching closer to a nuclear war.
The state of the world is so bad that a Nuclear-Overwit could be coming sooner than we think.
The state of the world is so bad that a Nuclear-Overwit could be coming sooner than we think.
by Mr.OVERWIT April 16, 2024
Exaggerating the fact that a person is so fat that his/her ass can be used as a bunker during times of a nuclear apocalypse.
"Shit mate! I heard WWIII is gonna start soon!"
"Naah, we'll be just fine mate! No need to fear when Danny's nuclear bunker ass is here!"
"Naah, we'll be just fine mate! No need to fear when Danny's nuclear bunker ass is here!"
by F-Bomb Thiru May 04, 2017
by Derpament October 01, 2022