Meaning: "Not Paying Attention". Often, people say they're "AFK" while they are actually still at the computer. The right term they should use is "NPA", because that is actually what they mean while saying "AFK".
Person 1: "Hi, how are you?"
Person 1: "...?"
Person 1: "Are you there?"
Person 2: "Sorry, I was NPA. I'm fine, how are you?"
Person 1: "...?"
Person 1: "Are you there?"
Person 2: "Sorry, I was NPA. I'm fine, how are you?"
by Belgian Ftw March 20, 2010
Get the NPA mug.
stands for must not procreate.
Applied to morons who, by law, should not be allowed to make children.
Applied to morons who, by law, should not be allowed to make children.
Bill: so, last week, I started para sailing and I was looking up at the sky instead of the ground, so I look down and see that I'm about to land in this swamp full of alligators.
Me: wait, you para sailed over a fucking swamp?
Bill: yeah.
Me: dude you are beyond M.N.P. You're to the point now that you're too stupid to exist.
Me: wait, you para sailed over a fucking swamp?
Bill: yeah.
Me: dude you are beyond M.N.P. You're to the point now that you're too stupid to exist.
by potterfreak82 March 4, 2011
Get the M.N.P. mug.by Barbie305 January 3, 2008
Get the NPI mug.The National Pimp Association.
The NPA was started by SuperWoman and Daddy. After that they recently added Popcorn. After that they added Gendi, and then later Kangaroo.
Gendi is the first to come up with the game of Truth and Truth, although it was started with SuperWoman. It is currently made up of four boys, and one girl, though the NPA is considering adding Lie-ziah. The board of T/T is composed of Daddy, Popcorn and SuperWoman. This all-american 'group' of friends have a lot of fun together. All boys go to one school, and all (one/two) girls go to a separate school from the boys with each other. There's a bit of 'scandalous' questions asked about the NPA, though they are a wholesome group of friendly kids, having fun and making a joke. This was started when SuperWoman became 'BIFFLES' with Daddy.
Origin of Names:
SW - SuperWoman - R.F decided male super heros we're better and R.W was giving this name for being a rebel.
Daddy - Daddy 'Whore' Friez - Daddy is originated when R. W met W.B and decided that he needed a nickname, he tried to type a drum role, and typed dadadadad.. which looks like dad, hence daddy. Whore is from him just not talking sometimes, and it is a joke. Friez, is because for two weeks all he talked about was Dollar Fries from McDonalds and 'Choco Fraps' from Starbucks.
Popcorn - S.A spilled six dollar popcorn all over the place and got butter on W.B2 (W.B is different)
Gendi - Gendi's last name rearranged is Gendi.
Kangaroo - Kang is his name... and it just worked.
OPTIONAL: Lie-zia...Un Known.
Please Note: SW named everyone BUT herself, Popcorn named her SW.
The NPA was started by SuperWoman and Daddy. After that they recently added Popcorn. After that they added Gendi, and then later Kangaroo.
Gendi is the first to come up with the game of Truth and Truth, although it was started with SuperWoman. It is currently made up of four boys, and one girl, though the NPA is considering adding Lie-ziah. The board of T/T is composed of Daddy, Popcorn and SuperWoman. This all-american 'group' of friends have a lot of fun together. All boys go to one school, and all (one/two) girls go to a separate school from the boys with each other. There's a bit of 'scandalous' questions asked about the NPA, though they are a wholesome group of friendly kids, having fun and making a joke. This was started when SuperWoman became 'BIFFLES' with Daddy.
Origin of Names:
SW - SuperWoman - R.F decided male super heros we're better and R.W was giving this name for being a rebel.
Daddy - Daddy 'Whore' Friez - Daddy is originated when R. W met W.B and decided that he needed a nickname, he tried to type a drum role, and typed dadadadad.. which looks like dad, hence daddy. Whore is from him just not talking sometimes, and it is a joke. Friez, is because for two weeks all he talked about was Dollar Fries from McDonalds and 'Choco Fraps' from Starbucks.
Popcorn - S.A spilled six dollar popcorn all over the place and got butter on W.B2 (W.B is different)
Gendi - Gendi's last name rearranged is Gendi.
Kangaroo - Kang is his name... and it just worked.
OPTIONAL: Lie-zia...Un Known.
Please Note: SW named everyone BUT herself, Popcorn named her SW.
T/T is fun, until we add Matt F. then its just weird.
SW: Lets get the NPA together...
Gendi: Okay, let's. Movies, saturday. Just us, pizza, T/T?
SW: Sounds good.
there as hot as the members of the NPA! OMG. Thats hot.
SW: Lets get the NPA together...
Gendi: Okay, let's. Movies, saturday. Just us, pizza, T/T?
SW: Sounds good.
there as hot as the members of the NPA! OMG. Thats hot.
by Jealouz April 30, 2008
Get the NPA mug.Also known as No Pussy Getting Syndrome. Symptons may included breakout of pimples (acne), non stop masturbating, and anger problems. NPGS can lead to depression and there for lead to suicide. The only way to not aquire it is to get a girlfriend or have some sex.
by j.EaSy March 23, 2008
Get the NPGS mug.Non-Penetrative Sex; sexual activity which does not include sexual penetration, such as: kissing, cuddling, spooning, humping, frottage and mutual masturbation.
by Tooth Loose LaTrek May 20, 2013
Get the NPS mug.