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Neil

Intense, curved spine sex offender. Prolific around vulnerable women and children. Loves the phys.
How gay is Neil!!
by Neil’sgreypubes February 10, 2022
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NEIL

STRAIGHT UP DOUCHE, AKA. PORVORIM WHITE GHATTI
IN LOVE WITH RODRO, BEST FRIEND IS FODRICHA.
THINKS HIS PHONE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD.
NEEDS TO GROW A PARE OF BALLS AND ASK HIS WHITE SIDE HOE OUT.
TREV'S MISTAKE.
by Rodro_1510 March 29, 2019
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neil<3

the best boyfriend and the most gorgeous boy ever🩵🫶 also a huge cod nerd 🫶ALSO A FUCKING FAG TOO
person 1: leonardo dicaprio is the most gorgeous person ever
person 2: no?? neil<3 is??
person 2: oh shit right sorry 😥😥
by soapman😧 January 4, 2024
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Neil

A skinny ass white boy that wheres glasses and has a centimeter peen
Neil is such a bitch
by Landonj58 November 3, 2020
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A Neil

Someone who fails to read specific instructions even though they were mentioned a few messages ago
“Which room did we book again?”

“It’s in the message literally above yours, don’t pull a Neil, read the message
by stevenrama February 20, 2020
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neil a

when you save up your nut for a long time and then you shoot it so high it nearly breaks through the ceiling and lands on the moon (like Neil Armstrong).
shit bro i haven't nutted in a while. had a neil a last night. shit went stupid fuckin high dawg.
by lilshrimpgang69 November 19, 2019
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Sleepy Neil

When you fall asleep on the toilet whilst enjoying some white cheddar popcorn with a dab of ranch.
There was a sleepy Neil in the handicap stall at the concert last night.
by JimmyBonez313 November 2, 2020
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