Nose Ninja

After you spend forever jamming a stupid little electric buzzer up your nose to trim the hair, the one or two really long pieces of nose hair that mysteriously escaped the razor and sneak out of your nose untouched later in the day.

Bro, I know what your saying is important, but I just can't stop staring at that really long hair coming out of your nose. It even wiggles a little when you talk... Why don't you trim that shit?

I tried, but those god damn Nose Ninjas are so sneaky!

by dkinirvine January 08, 2010

Nose Diver

When one dives head first into a gaping Flange or Bald Eagle. Usually getting they're eyes covered in lady cum.

That girl over there is a complete Nose Diver!

by Dramatize May 02, 2008

nose party

doing coke with a bunch of people

Yo i just coped a g lets get some chicks and have a nose party

by mhkgkhgjhg May 10, 2007

Nose polish

A variation of the widely loved facial; Instead of cumming on the face, right before ejaculation, you put your dick at the victims nostril and cum in her nose, in such way that she snorts the cum in her nose, thus getting a nose polish!

It's a must-have skill in any experienced sex athletes repertoir!

Roz, stop giving me a nose polish all the time! I just want a classic facial!

by Roz2x December 22, 2018

Nose-Creamed

(v). When someone walks up and smashes your icecream cone in your nose.

Hey did you see that chick just get Nose-Creamed? Yeah man that was hillarious.

by OhWhat? July 10, 2010

Wet nosing

When a dog pushes there cold wet nose up against you

Puppers is wet nosing my leg

by Wetnoseking April 06, 2022

Nose Laughing

When you are trying to conceal a laugh so you laugh through your nose.

I was Nose Laughing so much at work today my boss almost caught me.

by scooty mcdooty August 20, 2014