Never Nut November 

There is a prophecy that on November 2069, Never Nut November will occur. In Never Nut November, if you nut, watch porn (Gay or Not), masturbate, or moan, you and your entire family get gunned down by a S.W.A.T. team.

A: Are you participating in Never Nut November
B: F*ck yes I am, I don't give a shit about life or death
A: I've prepared the non-nut cream, want some?
B: Nah, Imma survive on my own

Never Nut November by FuckYouAndYourPetCat112 November 3, 2021

never taken off road 

What you write in the Facebook marketplace ad for your clapped out piece of shit patrol that overheated on Fraser twice and got launched off gunshot so hard both the axels look life leaf springs.

Yeah mate she looks petty average but how many tracks has she been down?
Nah mate never flogged never taken off road old lady drove it twice weekly to the shops and bingo.
Sure sure mate so why's it need four low just to pull outta the driveway?

never taken off road by You've been chopped. November 19, 2021

Never Gonna Let You Cry 

You will never live this down, Mike.

Me: Holy shit I got rickrolled
Mike: Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna let you cry
Never gonna- wait shit
Me: NEVER GONNA LET YOU CRY
Mike: GOD DAMN IT

Never Gonna Let You Cry by ThatPersonYouHate February 20, 2022

never gonna give uwu up

Never gonna give you up!

Never gonna give uwu up
Never gonna let uwu down
Never gonna run around and desert uwu

never gonna give uwu up by quello Quinn lol mew mew mew! July 11, 2022

never_gonna_give_you_up._never_gonna_let_you_down. 

you got rick roll

bob: never_gonna_give_you_up._never_gonna_let_you_down.
john: C H l L L

never_gonna_give_you_up._never_gonna_let_you_down. by not sussy baka March 9, 2023

Never-mom 

Woman (usually) who has never been a mom; birthed a baby; dealt with a teenager; (sometimes have never been married) who self-righteously deal out unsolicited and unfounded parenting advice.

Here goes the never-mom again telling me what kind of relationship I should have with my teenager.🙄

Never-mom by Sky Spang April 18, 2023

Never Have I Ever 

Never Have I Ever is a well known game but it's also a pretty popular show on Netflix. The main character is Devi, Devi is a 15 year old girl who moved from India to America and is trying to fit in at school after being paralyzed for 3 months and her dad dying after having a heart attack at Devi's orchestra concert.

"Hey do you wanna watch Never Have I Ever?"

Never Have I Ever by Pizza_bagels101 June 23, 2023