Jizz Muffer

Someone who cleans the back room of an adult shop arcade.

Man that fucks a Jizz Muffer!

by Tom Foote August 1, 2008

miffee

A mixture of milo and coffee. The hit of sugar and caffeine all in one

dam, im so tired, maybe i need a milo/coffee.

by « /\/\ () /|/ |{ 3 '/ » April 9, 2005

muffleufagus

1) An insult, cross between that sesame street character and a twat.

2) A twat that hangs down real low and is very hairy, most likely from the dinasaur days before they had advance shaving blades.

1) Dude, you need a haircut, you look like a muffleufagus!

2) Yo, yo, thank ho had a muffleufagus so big, a terradactle was nesting up in there.

by Dwight August 3, 2005

speedy muffler

a quickie; a sex act that takes less than three minutes to complete (usually a blow job or hand job).

I once got a speedy muffler in a long line at a toll-booth.

by R.A.Trussell November 11, 2007

Morning Muffen

The act of waking your women up of you eating her pussy out in the morning. The reverse favor of a early bird special. (see first definition)

I decided to give my girl firend a morning muffen since she gave me a early bird special yesterday morning.

by bluewolfxx October 3, 2010

huff muffer

someone who enjoys "eating out"

he likes to eat out...he's a huff muffer

by missy19994 March 29, 2011

cum muffen

a muffen you cum in and get someone to eat it

she is going to eat the cum muffen

by anal poo bum wee wee August 24, 2014