Jon moshe

A guy whose dick is craved by the female society. Often times a doofus but at others reminiscent of Albert Einstein. Jon moshe is a guy who could take a bong chop and then fuck your mother the next.

“Hey have you seen Jon moshe around?”

*jon moshe enters the room*
Everyone: “yo it’s jon moshe!”

by Rollo423 October 2, 2022

Moshe

A moshe is a go getter

Moshe is a fucken go getter

by anonymous October 12, 2022

Moshe

Moshe, my love

person 1: Who do you love?
me: Moshe

by Rat{ack January 10, 2022

Australian Mosh Pit

The act of getting a large group of people, taping yourselves to the ceiling in such a way where everyone is force-fucking each other for an hour straight. Afterward, everyone must let a spider crawl on their cock.

Person 1: Hey, I got like 50 people over here, wanna join in on our "experiments"?
Chad Person 2: No thanks, I don't want to do the Australian Mosh Pit.
Person 1: How'd you know?
Chad Person 2: Because you're a virgin and I'm a chad.

by TylerTheShiteater January 21, 2022

The Moshe

The moshe is when you put superglue on your hand and try to ejaculate before the glue sticks

"jake why is your hand in your pants" I tried doing the Moshe but I wasn't fast enough".

by bodonky kong January 19, 2021

A moshe

Self explanatory

"how do you spell a Moshe?"
"M-O-S-H-E"

by A moshe February 12, 2021

Mosh

Mosh basically means Ruined/Ruin/Ruining Comes from Zulu word “Mosha” which means ruined in English

Weee matt pratt can mosh a good time

by bobzulu March 14, 2021