michael gabriel mortel

he makes every guy that looks at him horny

god damn, hes such a michael gabriel mortel

by hornyformichael January 9, 2022

The Viggo Mortensen effect

When you fall in love with a fictional character from a movie/tv show and it turns out the actor looks nothing like them in real life. E.g Aragorn from lord of the rings is played by Viggo Mortensen who looks nothing like him in real life

Man 1: Bro I’m in love with Aragorn

Man 2: yeah, shame the actor aged like milk
Man 1: that’s the Viggo Mortensen effect

by Winelover42069 January 1, 2022

Molten cake

The cake that melts in your mouth while you eat it.
Its the sex cake.

I would like to have some sex molten cake please?

by alanaPookie June 13, 2008

Monte Wasted

Formerly known as "white girl wasted"

When you get so drunk you go through the night doing shenanigans such as yelling the N word, hitting on girls, puking on other peoples shoes and clothes then sitting on them

"Dude I got white girl wasted last night"

"No you didn't. You go Monte Wasted!!"

by The Cream Machine24_24 March 8, 2013

Momteaser

Something used to tease a mom. If chemistry is present, it can lead to a severe quarterloafing.

Greg whipped out his footlong momteaser.

by Petricorps May 21, 2013

marténique

A force of nature of varying and sometimes at complete opposites. She is tender and brave. She is fiery yet gentle. She is passionate yet sensitive. She is beyond description, really.

Marténique is truly an example of the forces of nature.

by Jussibell September 21, 2016

marteeka

Smart- sassy- witty, all around good sense of humor. But don't let the sweet fool you- she also is a she devil and will take you out without even thinking about it. Dark hair and light eyes make her irresistible.

Marteeka is beautiful.

by Tropicaltemptation April 4, 2017