monie

A thug currancy used by many african-american gangs.

With the monie i had i baught me a gat.

by CoopDog April 24, 2006

mojizzy

More than one guy jacking off on a girl's face!

Hey baby want a mojizzy?

by Krook515 December 11, 2006

monier

People who are really slow. They love to date people who are Asian. They also have small weewees.

Wow your weewee makes you a monier.

by iCantBelieveItIzFridayBoys November 3, 2017

skizard manizard

A very close call of being caught, so close the only thing scarier is having your lizard or dick cut off. Hence the Skizard part.

Skizard Manizard bitch, that cop almost caught my ass. Let's get the hell out of here.

by MT-Empty July 8, 2004

Monica Bellucci

Although beyond the reach of mortal females, a state of existence, beauty, sexuality, philosophy, and attitude that females of the human species should nevertheless strive to attain; includes black hair and Italian (from Italy, not Brooklyn)accent.

George: Mia is pretty hot, I am thoroughly enjoying her white thong with the rhinestone heart over her ass.
Mike: Yes. And she smells nice, has silky smooth skin, makes pleasant conversation, and is a talented dancer that gives me a special feeling. Even her pooch is cute. She reminds me a little of "Monica Bellucci".

by Herodotus July 28, 2008

Monica

To accidentally poop your pants, by either a failed attempt to reach a restroom or by it sneaking up on you following a hefty meal.

That Korean BBW was absolutely delicious, but I almost Monica'd waiting in line at the frozen yogurt stand afterward.

by Show&Tell February 23, 2018

Monica

Literally the kinkiest bitch you will ever meet. She smiles all the time, laughs at everything, but that's just a cover up. She probably has read and watched '50 Shades of Grey' 50 times.

" do you think Monica will like this chain?"

by tomatoisyourfriend February 25, 2017