Whack a Mole Doozy 

When you send your friend on a wild goose chase to find that sweet nectar

Whack a Mole Doozy: Oh last night we whack a moled Ciaran a fucking Dooooozy!!

Whack a Mole Doozy by The Hispanic Hand Grendade November 17, 2018

fucking mole 

A nasty piece of work, someone who will do anything to advance their own interests.

That fucking woman made us do a group assignment cos she was too lazy to mark individual assignments, then she marked mine wrongly and said she'd fix it up but never did cos she was too busy working on her fucking book. Fucking mole.

fucking mole by rasdanger August 7, 2006

Footy Mole

A footy mole is a young woman who attends footy games with the intention of trying to get with the footy players. They tend to dress slutty and have the tits out for the boys.

Oh shit, is that liv wakefield the notorious footy mole wearing a push up bra?" "oh yeah, shes at the game to get with benji marshall, what a footy mole.

Footy Mole by Deerob6279 September 26, 2010

whacking the mole 

Masturbatory term.

See also:
stroking the sausage
slapping the meat
petting the weasel
spanking the monkey
flogging the dolphin
tickling the pickle
shizzling the nizzle
playing the skin flute
cream-filling the donut

"Dude, quit whacking the mole! You'll go blind!"

whacking the mole by Dean March 25, 2005

The Mole 

1) Chara in the south park movie.
2) A stripy vampire guy
3) Someone who looks like a mole

"We're going to have to call in: The Mole!"

The Mole by Ginger Gouki January 6, 2004

Shannon Mole 

The tufty bit of facial hair below the bottom lip, as sported by unpopular Australian Idol runner up Shannon Noll. Liable to crawl around your face at any moment, as demonstrated by talk show host Rove McManus.

What? Did you miss a spot? Got a bit of a Shannon Mole going on there!

Shannon Mole by Greg the Pirate August 4, 2007

Bowl Mole 

Girls who don't skate, but hang around the skate park, generally smoking, being as alternative as they can and checking out the skaters.

After Joe pulled off that double kickflip to indy, all the bowl moles wanted him.

I was at the skate park last week and I stacked it really bad and hurt my ankle, but there was nowhere to sit down because the place was crawling with bowl moles.

Bowl Mole by Bagellzzzz March 2, 2008