A blowjob outside in the snow in the middle of winter while the penis is nearly frozen and the blower is wearing mittens
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A response to a question that begins by appearing to answer the question and ends by explaining that the speaker doesn't want to answer that question, at least not now, though there will be a time for that later.
Energy Policy Mitticism: "I have a different approach I think, generally, to the role of government as it relates to energy, as well as other aspects of our economy. And it flows from a growing perspective I have throughout my life and, frankly, during this campaign about the power of individuals as opposed to government, individuals pursuing their interests and dreams. I know that we have members of the media here right now, so I’m not going to go through that in great detail."
by virago August 22, 2012
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Get the Mittstorm mug.The one minute extra that you are always entitled to stay under the shower, no matter what. Named after its inventor, Simeon.
Wife: almost ready showering? I'm late for work.
Me: I'm finished in 10 sec, you can undress
10 seconds later...
Wife: okay, let me in, my turn
Me: no, I am not finished yet
Wife: but you said you were done
Me: Yes I am done... so now I am havig my minute of Simeon
Response suggestion
Wife: Ahh okay, almost forgot, one is always entitled to that minute, I will wait patiently.
Me: I'm finished in 10 sec, you can undress
10 seconds later...
Wife: okay, let me in, my turn
Me: no, I am not finished yet
Wife: but you said you were done
Me: Yes I am done... so now I am havig my minute of Simeon
Response suggestion
Wife: Ahh okay, almost forgot, one is always entitled to that minute, I will wait patiently.
by Not Simeon March 3, 2023
Get the Minute of Simeon mug.Much like sicko mode or goblin mode, Mittelstadt mode is a heightened form of pure unadulterated energy and downright awesomeness. To which one takes themselves to another level, much like Casey Mittelstadt did in the 2018 Hockey World Junior Championships. Typically in Mittelstadt mode when drunk. Often comes from an unsung hero.
Joseph enter’s Mittelstadt mode when the 10 from state asks him to be her partner for beer ball.
“Hey man how’d your spring break go?”
“I got zero play from the birds but I went Mittelstadt mode on the pong table.”
“Hey man how’d your spring break go?”
“I got zero play from the birds but I went Mittelstadt mode on the pong table.”
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