mighty miner

the mine shaft this bloke digs up is up his nose hes always sticking it up always finding new ways. he is retarted
once he used a tissue as a shovel and ate that shit right up

oh shit mighty miner is at it again, fuck hes gross

by so_povish747 June 29, 2023

Minered

To slay a golf tournament with zero to little practice or talent.

He so minered the Masters this year the same way he does his finance job.

by Cooper50 August 29, 2018

Gorp Miner

Someone who "mines" the good stuff out of the gorp on outdoor trips, leaving nothing but peanuts and raisins. In context, the term "miner" is also used as they are usually eating gorp when their behavior is noticed. Gorp stands for Good Old Raisins and Peanuts. Crap is a more modern term as it stands for Candy, Raisins And Peanuts, though this term is less well know.

"Don't be a gorp miner and just grab a handful, you hoser!

by Shadyme June 24, 2024

Hymen Miner

A person who deliberately seeks out virgins to deflower

Jane: Have you heard about nasty John and his shenanigans? He has a thing for virgins.

Diana: What's the matter with him?

Jane: Well, he's a hymen miner, all right.

by The Miner September 30, 2012

mineral blast

A blow job with pop rocks in his/her mouth

"Dude Stacys mom gave me a mineral blast!"

by Minge monster September 8, 2016

Ego miner

A person that lacks self confidence and constantly mines the conversation for compliments.

Steve is such a ego miner, he must be really insecure about himself.

by Mtg187 March 20, 2017

Murder Miners

Classic XBox 360 indie title and ported to PC, developped by JForce. Murder Miners is a first person shooter game with destroyable environment. The game also offers a map creation mode. People can also compare Murder Miners to a mixture of Halo and Minecraft.

Playin' Murder Miners on my PC, getting everyone onto VC, whoopin' yo' ass on parkour, Murder Miners League I'm hardcore.

by FyterX October 26, 2019