Mandor

Mandorr: A lovable, tactful (>_>) creature, the Mandorr has a penchant for military dictatorship and high-style. This specie of Paddyius-Germanicus has honed an unusual mating dance over several millennia - adopting a chic pout whilst shuddering like a Pneumatic Drill operator with Parkinson’s. Think of standing on a washing machine in heels, holding an invisible tray of crystal, and you're halfway there.

An intensely passionate mammal, the Mandorr will - if forced into contact with a human - lull the victim into a false sense of euphoria, provide a great many laughs, and generally act as a breath of fresh air from the muggy tedium of it's environment; before unleashing an almighty high kick and punch combo to stun its prey and taking it back to its nest to mate. Profusely. Like a rabbit. Kinda. (That’s Jeni’s story anyway…)

Those who are fortunate enough to experience a Mandorr in the wild will understand that little - aside from perhaps an adult Natzor or Donaldson - leaves oneself feeling quite so confused, bedazzled, and above all merry as a day or two with that dahrlin’.

Just, please God; don’t get the Mandor started on Prom/Exams/That sexy beast Cal. You’ll regret it.

Oh yeah, and you’re kinda poor. In the nicest possible way though of course… :-P

I spent WAY too long writing that…

"Ello dahrlin'!"

Erm... something else. IT'S 1AM WHAT THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT FROM ME!? *explodes*

by Cal, Jeni and Adam <3 March 31, 2004

mando

the short form of the proper name Amanda. Amanda likes piercings. Amamda hates pie. Amanda is crazy and we like her that way.

Hey Mando, What's up?

by nick September 4, 2004

Mando Commando

In some specialty schools in the U.S. military the students have their regular class hours and need to supplement that with extra study hours. The amount needed can vary from 10 to 35. 35 extra study hours per week is the maximum that can be mandated, so it sometimes is referred to as "Mando Commando".

It's the last week of classes before the "comp" (final exam). Everyone in our class unit is on Mando Commando hours for the week.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 3, 2009

Mido

An Egyptian footballer of royal decent who doesn't track back. Always talks of himself in the first person.

Mido not train today.

by thisisthejbone January 13, 2014

Mendoza

A woman weighing in excess of 200 pounds.

Term originates from former major league baseball player Mario Mendoza's batting average (~.200 lifetime). His batting average, referred to as "the Mendoza line," was basically the cut off for mediocrity. In terms of slang, a Mendoza is a woman who meets or surpasses the 200 lb line.

This term can be positive as well as condemning. When hogging, a Mendoza is essentially a bona fide target. For any other social situaton, Mendozas are generally feared and avoided.

Guy1: "She's a definite Mendoza, pushing 260"
Guy2: "Fuck. You're going to out-Hog me."

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Guy1: "I barely avoided the Mendoza at the bar last night. She would have crushed me and ruined my self-esteem."

by 733Crew May 17, 2007

Mindogasing

The Art Of manipulating computer or computer related shizzles in attaining ultimate collosalness in weaseling yourself into unlimited internet access or unlimited electronic bliss. Often used to describe ultimate computer programming status.

Man kevin is mindogasing so well, he must be the ultimate wifi weasel.

by The Weasel Shizzle March 16, 2010

Mandover

A man or boy who bends over for their father in order to give them anal sex. The father is usually a widower and has no other way of getting any action.

Did you know Andrew was a mandover?

Ya he bends over for his dad all the time.

by D Baggins November 17, 2009