Mindsturbation

The act of using one’s mind or memories to expedite the process of sexual stimulation; hands-free self-pleasure that stems solely from thoughts

My WiFi was down, and she was hot to trot and on her way;

so I went full Mindsturbation,

and my brain got me HORNY!

by BenHeart June 21, 2018

Midtjysklan

A place where there is no internet.

MIdtjysklan is this: "Oh no", we got ddosed, fuck what ever people paided all ready.

by Zutte April 16, 2018

Mids Peddler

Someone who does or sells mids.

That kid Justin’s a mids peddler.

by Stankycorn April 3, 2019

Miasteve

A great name for boys and girls

MIASTEVE

Miasteve food is ready

by MiaSteve February 28, 2019

MidoTheGayIceKingSlut

This person supports the ice king instead of fire king in fortnite, he is a slut and needs to suck his own dick. He is in Fairwind Senior Public School. He has GigaGayLesbianSlut diesease that cant be cured cause you are born with it. Don't forget he is fat and weighs at least 2930238928434034894893483383275273584753748548758734785273857385728357295238923489 pounds

MidoTheGayIceKingSlut is someone who is an ice king idiot

by Ch1lled_Ryan May 16, 2019

Mids

Middle fielder goal in foosball. No points are awarded for mids.

That was mids, score is still 1 / 3

by Human,yo September 18, 2019

Midsommar

An ancient, primordial word most commonly used on Earth 616.5 to summon the entity known as Mary.

Meren: Where's Mary?

Alex: I'm not sure, but I'll get her if you need to talk to her. Midsommar!

Mary: Did I hear someone mention Midsommar?

by Dartanian99999 October 23, 2019