Midget throwing

The act of throwing a tiny yet most certainly hilarious pint sized human at a preset target

Calum: "alright mate,we've got loads of cash,plenty of drugs and it's Saturday night. What's the plan?...party?...club?"
Tom: "nah cal,tonight we gonna kidnap a short cunt, dress him up in an elf costume and go midget throwing at that giant dartboard over there"
Calum: "cool,you get the taser, get us a dwarf chap off the street and il rack some lines up"

by Midget slinger October 18, 2014

Midgey

A derogatory term used to refer to a midget. Often used in a sexual manner, implying a desire to expose one’s genitalia.

Come here, midgey you wanna see my cock?

by Misterstitches November 21, 2019

Midere

When you are slightly flirty and not quite a tsundere. You show no extreme levels of affection and keep the same level of interest once the person has attracted your attention.

"Yo he is definitely a midere. He keeps flirting a little bit with me all the time and I can't tell if he's in love with me"

by JinNotJim January 14, 2021

Punching the Midget

Slang phrase for male masturbation.

wound up punching the midget and sleeping on the couch

by RCG3 May 14, 2011

midge

A very small person in all regards.

Damn, you know that guy Tai. I hearrd some girl say he was a total midge.

by Uglor September 6, 2006

gay midget porn

The unicorn of gay porn, mostly because it doesn't really exist. Oh, there are LOTS of perverts out there googling it, but not one valid hit results. Therefore, the euphemism "gay midget porn" refers to an unattainable (and mostly disgusting) dream.

Finding a decent apartment in this town is harder than finding gay midget porn on Google.

by lemonstreet January 7, 2012

midget

a unit of measurement: equal to 3 feet and 65 lbs.

I am 2 midgets tall. I weigh 2 and 1/3midget or little people. It snowed almost 2 midgets in philadelphia last week. Instead of a ruler I use a midget

by jewcakes44 February 14, 2010