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MEERI

Hi what is your name?
-My name is Meeri.
Wow i was thinking about that couse you're hot as fuck
by tonzaboi87 December 2, 2019
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Mater

A tow truck that in the World of Cars represents a loyal friend to Lightning McQueen and a good hearted person, but in the real world if you saw him you would be reminded of a drug dealer or homeless pedophile.
Lightning McQueen: Hey there Mater, wanna go Tractor Tipping?
Random Car in the “real world:” Get the fuck away from me rusty rapist
by Dusty craphopper January 19, 2021
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midnight material

Pornographic or stimulating images that are viewed at exactly 12am For the purpose of singular or multiple orgasms
The Sam C only views his midnight material at the previously mentioned time
by anonymous February 2, 2018
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bad news material

Term generally used to describe shocking filth usually obtained from a certain file sharing network. Most likely German, most likey inclusive of faeces. Common source, Unit 23.
Oh my god, I cant watch that. Thats some real bad news material.
by jonny pondlife February 10, 2004
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Picka ti materina

From Serb-Croatian meaning "your mother's vagina" but said as "fuck you" meaning go back to where you came from.
Anita: You're an ugly bitch.

Dina: Picka ti materina!
by tralalalalla May 7, 2009
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Meerkat Wank

Similar to a danger wank in that the process involves masterbating while fully aware of the very real danger of being caught out, either by a parent, family member, work colleague, etc. The difference is that with a Meerkat Wank you are standing up whilst having a danger wank, and so are straining your head and neck whilst listening and looking out for anyone who might catch you in the act. Looking like a meerkat standing sentry on it's rear legs as you do so.
I was that worried getting caught by my wife stroking one out the other night I ended up having a full on meerkat wank.
by G_inthehouse March 18, 2009
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materwelon

Guy 1: Hey want a slice of materwelon?

Guy 2: What did you just say?
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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