melon

1. A yellow, round and juicy fruit that is usually about the size of a football. It is commonly sliced up and de-seeded before serving. There are quite a few variants of the fruit including the popular water melon

"Im hungry man. You got anything in your fridge?"
"Not really. I think there might be some water melon in there though"

by Damien Coughlan December 28, 2005

melony

To commit a felony of man-law

When Billy took that girl home from the club and didn't have sex with her he committed a melony.

by Jimmy The Cock January 19, 2009

melonious

derived from carmelo anthony;
the opposite of lebronious;
a derogatory term adjective used to describe a poor performance, an annoying person, etc

Andrew: man that guy was so melonious
Sam: i know he wasn't freeky deeky at all

Andrew: that class should be called Melonious 101
Sean: yea, its pretty much the antithesis of lebronious

by urbanewebster November 6, 2008

melonious

Adjective used to describe a pretty girl with nice boobs.

Check out that melonious babe walking this way.

by Eric the Quant June 19, 2007

melon head

a person with a head shaped oddly like a melon

melon u fukin ugly cunt ur head looks like a fukin melon u melon headed fukin disgrace

by fatman kristian January 5, 2005

Melon

You are a tit

You are a proper melon

by M.e.l.o.m December 14, 2016

Melonate

Verb
To consistently move your hand up and down your pee pee and make you go cummy cummy

Yo wank

My friend melonates on a regular basis.

by PP is extended October 24, 2018