Mel

The best Jerry, the best!

You can fart on her in bed, (and although she’ll protest), she’ll love every second of you sharing.

You can enchant a Mel by serving them wine and yorkshire pudding.

Mel’s will do anything for love, but they won’t do that.

Pick up a Mel today for the low low price of your soul.

They are worth it <3
Enchant a Mel for a lifetime of happiness.
by EzW000 November 24, 2021
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the bestest friend ever
she's so pretty like wth

mel>>>>>> you🤷 ♀️
she laughs alot and is very funny but always eats my lunch🤨
anyway ly mel
IS THAT MEL???

yup!! 😹 slayyy
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A guy who likes feets a lot
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Mel is a desperate girl. She seeks for male validation every time she gets the chance to. She does not take care of her feet or herself in general. She goes after everyones ex because she thinks shes superior and a one of a kind. When shes really just a used toy who uses her body as validation. She is seen as a horse by others and a far spread out eyed female.
"GOD mel is so dirty!!"
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Mel, she started it, so I was defending myself
Mel started it, I was only defending myself from this bully and she started it, 😂 😀
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Mel Dean/Driscoll is the one messin with a very ill ladys husband .... did I mention they are seniors
Mel - did you like the red koliang food
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