Biggest fucktard you will ever meet, suck up to so many girls its ridiculous, A Matt is usually perverted as hell. He will stare at your siblings ass or tits with no fucks given. Often has a chode and usually has a forehead that resembles the great wall of china, receding hairline even though most of them are white Matt's tend to have some wack ass curly hair and wear cheap clothes and for some reason think they can get girls but everyone knows he just gets friend zoned. Overall sad lonely depressed losers that are too scared to live once in a while also poor in a sense of family and money. But you gotta love em
Girl : Look at that retarded kid
Girl 2 : Why the fuck is his head so huge
Girl : Hey, if you think about it he's probably just a Matt
Girl 2 : Why the fuck is his head so huge
Girl : Hey, if you think about it he's probably just a Matt
by Your mom rawr Xd July 05, 2017
Probably the funniest asshole in the world. makes a shit ton of sex jokes a day. he is a really nice dipshit. he can get any girl with dat face. sometimes has a gay character to him but when it comes to girls he is as straight as his dick. he will either make you cry or laugh hysterically nothing in between. he is a friend who will fuck your life up but then build it back into something beautiful.
by cyka Блядь February 22, 2019
by FlopGuy123 February 01, 2019
Matt (or just Mat) is the worlds biggest simp he is a guy who always has to have multiple women at a time. The sad part is even though he is nice to all the women he can never seem to get one to stay. Usually a guy named matt spends his days scrolling through instagram stalking girls page, or texting them all day.
by Josiah Jackson April 14, 2020
Brown hired with brown eyes. Tends to cheat on his girlfriends and cant decide wheter he likes you or not. Can be a fucking scum but is really sexy.
by ghjmkojh.n,bvnjcbv March 04, 2019
Doesn't thank the bus driver. Wears loose fitting clothes and refers to himself as "daddy" or "sexy" when no one else is around. Will do anything for clout.
by Massaro Ochoa September 20, 2018