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-Loves to shove minors into walls while on xanax
-Will demonstrate what sex positions he'll fuck you in (without doing it)
-Has a really small dick
-May choke you
-Lowkey racist and sexist
-Will demonstrate what sex positions he'll fuck you in (without doing it)
-Has a really small dick
-May choke you
-Lowkey racist and sexist
Matt by chocolaterainbows December 5, 2017
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Matt by day, eboy by night. When the sun sets Matt transforms into his hidden persona XEEV. Dubbed by some Japan's GDP, he spends countless restless hours melting his eyes to provide a simple income for Japanese animators, such humble work people say. Xeev's hair is as dark as Midnight's shadow and eyes as brown as the crevices of an Canadian Oak tree. But when the sun arises, Xeev is transformed to average Matt, so subtle but so beautiful. When he sleeps, as he regularly does, rumours says harps can be heard softly echoing from his larynx resembling a nightingale's melody serenading between the descending damp maple leaves on the first of fall. Legend has it the power of e-boy xeev can only be broken by the reparation of Matt's broken heart, and this hero will be a king
Corey: Hey have you heard about *corey whispers* xeev
Ben: Xeev!
Corey: Shh not that loud, he might hear you. Xeev or you may call him Matt , Matt is the demon amongst us
Ben: Hear me, idiot, Corey we are in the middle of Lake eyre's saltflat the closest person is 200km away
*Dustcloud gathers on the horizon*
Ben: What the hell is that
*XEEV appears informant of Ben's eyes*
Xeev - Sunachiiiiiiii
*Ben's atoms disparate in the point zero of an atomic explosion*
Ben: Xeev!
Corey: Shh not that loud, he might hear you. Xeev or you may call him Matt , Matt is the demon amongst us
Ben: Hear me, idiot, Corey we are in the middle of Lake eyre's saltflat the closest person is 200km away
*Dustcloud gathers on the horizon*
Ben: What the hell is that
*XEEV appears informant of Ben's eyes*
Xeev - Sunachiiiiiiii
*Ben's atoms disparate in the point zero of an atomic explosion*
Matt by Daniel5tookenham February 22, 2022
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matt by allahthegreat November 24, 2021
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A POLITICAL VERSION OF A Karen/"Ian
A Matt is a political staffer who engages in partisan attacks on opposition using gaslighting, doxing, and misdirection while never speaking to their own party policy or position.
A Matt is a political staffer who engages in partisan attacks on opposition using gaslighting, doxing, and misdirection while never speaking to their own party policy or position.
That matt doxed that citizen because he pointed out she was just gaslighting the public and couldn't defend his party's policy.
Matt by Dale.Oldman May 21, 2020
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A stupid fucking potato. Actually is smart but still really stupid. Lives in a tiny cave. He has the big gay.
Matt is a potato.
Matt by GodSlasher April 10, 2019