Pazzy Mash

A tasty addition to a meal. It consists of simply mashed parsnips, but can also contain mashed potatoes too.

It was first discovered in the Welsh capital city of Cardiff, however it's roots are firmly established in the Cambridgeshire village of Northborough. Nevertheless, the Welsh will probably try to claim it as theirs in another pathetic attempt at claiming that their country has contributed anything significant to the world.
Person 1: Hey, do you want some pazzy mash for dinner?

Person 2: Pazzy mash? What the fuck is that?

Person 1: It's mashed parsnips, sometimes with mashed potatoes in it, too.

Person 2: Really? Sounds lush!
by Xhris94 January 26, 2012
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cherry mash

When you give a girl anal sex during her period and when done you put your poopy dick in her menstruating vagina.
Sarah was on her period and only wanted anal but tommy gave her a cherry mash anyway
by bejusChrist August 07, 2015
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mashed potatoes

when one ejaculates in another's anus, and then they fist the load as far in as possible.
anal intercourse with johnny is so good, especially when he gives me mashed potatoes
by jeremyspearout January 11, 2007
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mish mash

Finger blasting an unfamiliar female while standing in an erect, upright and vertical position, most commonly executed in a non-private setting with nefarious intent. Also, usually administered while said female remains fully clothed. This move is effective on all women, as no victim has ever been unsatisfied.
1.) Commish got mish-faced at the club last night and struck again. He met some nuss, does-ed work, undid her buttonfly, and gave her the ole mish mash on the dance floor.

2.) I was walking down the street last night and I saw Mish Mash giving some nuss the ole mish-mash in an alcove on the corner. Mish is wise beyond his years, I could never pull that off!
by RBPL May 19, 2008
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bangers and mash

a bizarre 80' cartoon about a couple of schoolboy chimps.
Might have been cancelled due to alledged rascist undertones eg. the chimps tended to mug old ladies, listen to hip hop and wear gold chains.
was follwed on by the hilarious but short lived 'Coons go to wog town' in 1990
"bangers and mash, bangers and mash them chimps are imps there aint no doubt, bangers and mash, bangers and mash there aint no missing it they keep on monkeying about, bangers and mash bangers and mash all they want to do is have some fun!"
by bigmeuprudeboy September 11, 2003
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Mashed Potatoes

When your grandma gives you a blowjob while you take out the trash and her tits sag so low that your dick falls in her ass.
My Mashed Potatoes were mashed good
by i suck dicks mmmmmmm tasty December 27, 2008
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mashed potato

When a male mashes his full genitalia into a females vagina, completely enveloping it. We're talking penis and balls all in there.
Man, last night I mashed potatoed your mom and I couldn't get it back out!
by IllestStreetBrawla November 25, 2006
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