March 9

March 9 is the day you (a female) must the kiss the boy closest to you on the cheek

*in a crowd*
guy: hey, guess what day it is?
girl: march nin- oh no
guy: yes, its march 9

by GiveMeYourNuts March 8, 2020

March 20th

The day boys became men, girls became women, and both Animal Crossing New Horizons and Doom Eternal released.

March 20th is the only reason I'm still alive in 2020

by Write under a pseudonym April 13, 2020

March 6th

Day of the year known as “National Procrastinator’s Day”. If you were born on this day there is a overwhelming chance that you are a procrastinator.

I am a huge procrastinator, as evident by my March 6th birthday!

by PiscesKnowledge May 14, 2020

March 16th

National pizza and blowjob day!

I cannot wait to see my girlfriend on March 16th

by User3924 March 16, 2021

March 1

Whoever is born on this day is a baddie and thick asf so point it out

Person1: bro she is so thick
Person2: bro why are you looking

Person1: ITS MARCH 1st UR SUPPOSED TO
Person2: ohhhh

by Imjustmentallyill November 29, 2021

March 15

The day Mr Crocker lost his FAIRY GOD PARENTS

It’s March 15th!

by Savejimmyneutronandvictorious March 11, 2022

Oliver Marchant

Fat chunky cunt, milk titties, tits are bigger than mount Everest, he cracked the ground when his tits fall down, nicknamed Mr Norco.

Her tits are as big as Oliver Marchants

by Chunky Milk Giga Tits November 16, 2021