manlawyer

one who strictly enforces man laws and notifies everyone when someone violates them.

Kurt waves his hands in front of the cups while playing beer pong.

Manlawyer: "That is a direct violation of a man law sir. Now drink all of your cups and we start again."

by Chris Alfrey January 14, 2007

Vehicular Manslaughter

The satisfying act of jaywalking, but in a car, across a crosswalk full of people. However, this only counts if there are casualties, so its good to have a strategy. Since this is solely for fun and such a positive experience, feel free to make it more fun, like with a blindfold!!

"Man I have depression, I feel like I hurt everyone around me. I want to do something productive."
"I have the perfect idea: vehicular manslaughter!"

by Bruh In a Can February 16, 2022

manslaughter

1. accidental murder
2. murder but the murderer has got away with it by making his plea of manslaughter
3. what danny's gone up for even though he did not mean to a) crash the car or b) kill his girlfriend, so i think its stupid as no one could have stopped the crash from happening except i guess he was speeding, but its still out of order as loads of people speed and crash their cars but they dont go up for mansluaghter, hes still only a teenager, isnt it bad enough his girlfriend has just died???

what the f*cking hertfordshire police system and danny's girlfriend (who was by the way amazing)'s parents are trying to put danny up for.

by monika smith September 3, 2005

manuela

1- female version of the Spanish name "Manuel."

2- slang for handjob; manuela is the term which implies "mano" which means hand. Sometimes a reference will be made in regard to the number of digits involved in the physical motion of stroking the penis.

"so did you take that chick home last night?"

"naw, all I had was manuela and her 5 kids"

by MintyLeila July 20, 2008

manual

A type of automobile transmission, that people use to show off their jerking skills.

Jim bought a car with a manual tranny, because he was good at what he did during his alone time.

by D.R.W September 29, 2005

Manual Sanchez

The Manual Sanchez is a prank created with the computer geek in mind. It consists of coming up behind someone concentrating on the screen, scratching your own butt crack and wiping it on his/her upper lip hence creating a stink mustache that he will have to carry around for a while. Usually reserved for the closest friends or the worst enemies.

I just wiped my shitty finger under Ramy's nose...we'll call this one the Manual Sanchez!

by Reeeeno! September 11, 2006

manual

mastubation; the act of plessuring or stimulating oneself in a sexual manner, these acts are not limited to the common ideas of jerking off or fingering, they may also include any fetishes or strange behaviors or acts one finds sexually amusing.

jill never gives it up, so i usually go home and end up doin it manually.

by bagheera187 February 15, 2006