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manbeardyke

Similar to manbearpig, except half man, half bear, half dyke. Usually the butch in the lesbian relationship. Often overly butch with characteristics such as:
-Large Biceps
-Plays Professional / Semi-Professional Football
-Really short hair (spikes optional)
-Could crush the average man into the ground with one swing of her bear claw
1: "Holy crap, did you see that?"
2: "No? What happened?"
1: "Another manbeardyke sighting!"

"Com on guys, I'm super duper serial. Manbeardyke really does exist!"
by 429mustang January 11, 2009
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manbe

A man who acts more like a women or is a pansy or is bitchy. A guy that acts like he is PMSing. A man bitch.
"Oh Manbe!"
"Our English teacher is a real manbe."
by Alexis D February 14, 2008
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Manfleshed

When a man penetrates any orifice of another persons body with his penis.

This term is a product of the popular line from the LOTR series. EX. "You will taste manflesh!" Or; "I smell manflesh."

Use the line in a single word verb fashion. EX, Manfleshed or manfleshing or simply manflesh.
"Dude, I manfleshed that chick over there.
by swimp May 17, 2009
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mandle

the act of handling something by a man or like a man; an action under-taken aggressively or with a manly swagger or over-confident bravado.
Man 1: I was driving over the pass last night and blew 3 flats.

Man 2: Yeah?

Man 1: But, you know, I mandled it.

Man 2: Hell yeah.

Woman 1: I was driving over the pass last night and blew 3 flats.

Woman 2: Yeah?

Woman 1: But, you know, I mandled it.

Woman 2: Hell yeah.
by buddyboy1006 April 13, 2010
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Mandle

a candle placed strategically in a man's room that, when lit, guarantees sex will occur
1. My roommate is sorely mistaken, he thinks girls like candles in the bathroom. Everyone knows that's not where mandles go.

2. Bro 1: She's coming over in five minutes, and we haven't cleaned up from last night's party! It looks like a frat house in here!
Bro 2: Quick, light a mandle! She won't notice anything else.
by Farmer Daniel December 11, 2010
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shit mangler

a dirty person: one who mangles shit; usually with their bare hands.
Sarah was so dirty that she always looks like a shit mangler, rubbing it all over herself.
by unused_name June 29, 2008
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Manlet

A vertically inferior specimen. Often characterized by a childhood void of carnival rides, dunks, and pussy.

Derived from the poem The Manley, by Lewis Carroll
http://www.poetry-archive.com/c/the_manlet.html
Bro 1: Did you see that bra get his shit stuffed in the 4th quarter!?

Bro 2: Chyea Bra, I dun even know why he still plays. Dude's such a manlet.


Bro 1: Look at the Manlet hitting on that cougar!

Bro 2: She can take him home in her car seat!
by Spicybeef August 17, 2008
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