When a guy can't make it past 3rd base with a woman, he ends up taking a shower, where he takes care of business himself.
Sam- "Did you go all the way with Joan last night?"
Dave- "No, I accidentally called her 'chunky beast'"
Sam- "dude, so what happened?"
Dave- "she left & I took a shower where I fired the manager."
Sam- "righteous man, righteous"
Dave- "No, I accidentally called her 'chunky beast'"
Sam- "dude, so what happened?"
Dave- "she left & I took a shower where I fired the manager."
Sam- "righteous man, righteous"
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Glorified business hooker, typically hired by a consulting whorehouse, which pimps out its consultants to clients, who then proceed to fuck the consultants over until they're pleased (or until the consultants are dead), pay the whorehouse big bucks, leaving the consultant with little commission and lasting trauma.
Hopeful college grad: What are some key qualities I need to have be a management consultant?
Experienced management consultant: Be able to handle long fuckings and be okay with a shortened lifespan
A: You're a management consultant? What are some of the most exotic places you've traveled to and the coolest resorts you've stayed at for work?
B: I once stayed at a Best Western to get fucked by my client in bumblefuck Western Virginia everyday for a year.
Experienced management consultant: Be able to handle long fuckings and be okay with a shortened lifespan
A: You're a management consultant? What are some of the most exotic places you've traveled to and the coolest resorts you've stayed at for work?
B: I once stayed at a Best Western to get fucked by my client in bumblefuck Western Virginia everyday for a year.
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