menopausal mafia

a sinister cabal of middle aged, menopausal women who control the world's supply of cushy jobs

I really wanted a cushy job in the local library but the menopausal mafia have that place locked down.

by Sideshow Aj June 22, 2011

mafia

the people who really control the world we just dont know it.

Robert De Niro and Al Pacino are real gangstas.
Don't FUCK wit us Italians

by Nick June 25, 2003

Mafia Shot

The act of while getting a blow job you take your dick out of her mouth, and shoot your cum into her eye

Shane "Dude last night i had the perfect mafia shot"

Benjammin "Nice, i always somehow hit them in the forehead by mistake"

by Shane19ny December 19, 2007

Bum Sex Mafia

People who look and act gay, like a dick, weak, lame, retarded and live to piss people off.
Also can be used for a group of people

- You look like a member of the Bum Sex Mafia.

- Those clothes are worn by the Bum Sex Mafia.

- You're acting like a dick right now, go join the Bum Sex Mafia.

- Those people are members of the Bum Sex Mafia

by Bacon69 November 22, 2009

Three six mafia

Fans of NBA player Lebron James. The 3-6 refers to his subpar record in the NBA finals

John: Lebron is the GOAT. Michael Jordan played against mailmen and part time CPAs while Lebron beat the 73 win warriors

Anyone else: goddamn the three six mafia is at it again proclaiming Lebron the GOAT when he clearly doesn’t have the credentials. Are you forgetting how Lebron was locked down by 40 year old Jason Kidd or how Ray Allen and Kyrie had to save his ass?

by DelontewiththegoodD December 30, 2018

Mafia

The real mafia is from Sicily. It was started in thousands of years ago when people stuck together to fight off the frequent invaders form other areas of the world. The mafia was origionally sicilian and has been copied by many other nationalities but the biggest mafia presence in the world and America has and always will be the Italian Mafia.

dude the Italian mafia is the real mafia

by i don't like it April 16, 2006

ninja mafia

A group of...ninja mobsters. Ninjas with ties, people! NINJAS WITH TIES.

See samandfuzzy.com for further details. And a few laughs.

by wysiwyg August 12, 2004