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Everyone else here is being nice but seriously Madison’s are usually those girls who shout out in class to try and be funny and are usually bullies to be honest...
“Hey guys knock knock
“Who’s there?”
“Interrupting cow”
“Interrupting cow wh-”
“MOOO HAHAHAHAH IM SO FUNNY.”
“madison you are not funny.”
Madison by Ijustwanttodie November 13, 2020
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This girl is the most beautiful and amazing girl that I ever met and dated. Every time I am around her she brings peace and joy to me. I would want her to know that I want her to stay with me until the day I die because she is the right one for me and she is also perfect. Her body, face, smile, and personality is beyond amazing her smile lights up my world. I love to see her laugh and smile around me because it lets me know I make her happy the way she makes me happy every time she’s with me.
What’s that girl name your talking? She’s shorter than you and very beautiful

Your talking about Madison?, bro chill out fr and stop talking about her cause she’s mine and mines only.
Madison by Stheven & Madison September 6, 2021
Word used for to replace swear words. makes conversation sound more polite.
Jeffy-"dude, i madisoned that girl all night long."
Billy-"what the madison are you telling me this for? your madison gross!"
Madison by Jeffy the awesome October 23, 2008
A person who walks into a zumba class and makes strange comments. She has a freakishly large nose and rarely looks in the mirror because she is afraid of what she would see. She is daring and rude, she has severe attitude problems but enjoys eating and listening to disney tunes. She has an abnormal obssession with kaaki pants and her skirts look amish.
That Madison is freaking wierd.

Get away from that Madison.
Get Madison away from my pickle jar, she'd eat it in less than a minute!

"She jumps off cliffs?! "What a Madison..."
Madison by PicklePieCake August 20, 2012
An autistic dumbass who will suck your dick for 50 cent. Some of the time can be found making out with a dildo. But most of the time is causing drama with her so called "freinds". But she doesn't have any.She pays people to be her friends. If you find a Madison. RUN
Wow don't be acting like Madison
Madison by PIEKILLER2 November 27, 2017
She is a dumb fucking HOE. She says she is single so she can do what ever she wants. Girl you fuck 7 boys a day. She is a girl who tries to hard to be popular and is so annoying. She hoes around all day and she cant ever stick to one person. She cheats on all her hunnys and fr just is the definition of hoe.
Damn, she fucks 8 boys a night and cheats all the time, She is a MADISON!!!
Madison by Ryan Herdershop November 13, 2018
Has a fucked up face, but has an ok body. Likes to put quarters in her Anal Cavity, along with other house hold silver ware such as Forks, knives, spoons, corn holders, rollers, Shower head, Toy Cares, Hair, and a very large Unicorn Horn.

Like to be seen with several Abnormally Small Dicks in her mouth, with braces making them bleed. She has an abnormally small Vaginal Area, and is most of the time refered to as a Slut, or Whore. Can not help but always stick little corn on the cobs in her ass for pleaser in a lunch environmental area.

Some facial features are:

Abnormaly Huge Over bight

Fish like face, with a few freckles

Abnormally shaped head

and a very hairy Vaginal Area

Also her vaginal area is very small so it may hurt when sticking objects in her area.
Person 1: Wow look at ur she is ugly as fuck, is that like a human fish? omg..

Person 2: Yes i know that is such a madison..
Madison by Drew Biglesworth January 16, 2009